Catdaddy_n_SKUT
Gettin Hitched
OK, here's the deal...we gonna get hitched!...on Saturday, October 11th ...soooooo to all yall nice folks that we invited to our weddin...well...we want yall to come...and we need yall to sign our guestbook and let us know what yall are goin to do and who yall bringin with you...and ummmmm to all yall nice folks that we DIDN'T invite... and you just happen to be nosy and be lookin at our site...well...just wish us luck in our guestbook, then go on back to room 6 and tell everbody that we invited yall and yall turned us down...and if asked about it...we reckon we can back that thar story up fer ya!
OK, I know when yall read the followin song...yall gonna be sayin...now what does this have to do with a weddin?...well, this here is our weddin song...so read the words and learn it before yall get here at the weddin, cause we gonna be spectin yall to sing along with our song.
"In Spite Of Ourselves"
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go.
In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
Yall need a place
to stay?
Red Roof Inn
7296 Greenwood Road
Shreveport, LA
1-800-RED-ROOF
I called and asked about some prices for yall nice folks and that thar woman on the phone had me real confused, she kept ramblin on and on, But I did catch somethin about $39.99 to $49.99 for that thar Saturday night, but now what yall gettin fer that thar price, I don't know, so it would be best if yall just called yall selves. But, she did say, the sooner yall call fer that thar room you need, the better!
Don't yall ferget to sign the guestbook
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