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Mint Julep |
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3 or 4 sprigs fresh mint, 1 teaspoon or more of sugar, 1 tablespoon water, 2 jiggers bourbon whiskey |
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| Put fresh mint in bottom of tall thin glass, add sugar and water. Use a wooden muddler and "bruise" the mint with sugar and water thoroughly. Add bourbon whiskey. Pack the glass to the brim with crushed ice. Add one more jigger of whiskey. Put a sprig or two of mint in the top of the glass and serve with 2 straws. | ||
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