Marriage is not a four-letter word. It is a sentenc (A life sentence!!)
Marriage is very much like a guitar, the more you strum, the more you hum.
Love is Marriage. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is the blind leading the blind.
Marriage is a tradition in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets the third degree.
Marriage is a thing in which a man gets a ring on his finger and leaves his ring around the bathtub.
Marriage is just another box to check on a Revenue Canada Income Tax form.
Marriage is not just getting a busband, but also a mother-in-law, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc.
Marriage requires a woman to prepare for 5 types of
a) The Engagement Ring
b)The Wedding Ring
c) The ChildbeaRing
d) The DiapeRing
e) The SnoRing
f) The BoRing
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
~In the first year, the woman speaks and the man does not listen.
~In the second year, the woman speaks and the man does not listen.
~In the THIRD year, they are both speaking and not laughing at the same things at the same time.
It is true that love is blind, but marriage is good to go into with your eyes open.
Getting married is very much like going to the movies....the man actor is never what you would want, but the woman actor is always what he would want.
It's true, all women are born free and superior - but not when they get married to a man (why? because it would take two men to be eaual to a woman)
There was a woman who whispered a few words in the Church and found herself wed. A year later he heard her whisper something in her sleep and almost found herself dead!
