Hiya!! These are random dumb quotes Kris, Meg and their friends. Its constantly being updated. Without further adew (is that spelled right???) STUPID QUOTES! :o)
This idea was taken from Megs cousin and her friends .. soo..in NO WAY is this type of page our idea. Like we could think of something this great!! *LOL* Oh, and thanx to all of our friends for all their..inspiring quotes on here! Keep up up the good work guys! ;o) Anyway.....sign the guestbook! And keep saying dumb stuff to add!! :o)
last updated 9/1/01
"Is that all I am, a freakin monkey??"
"I squish when I sit. Thats not a good feeling"
(Ticket seller): "Enjoy the movie!"-- (Friend): "You too!"
(WalMart clerk): "Have a good day!" -- (Same Friend as above): "You're welcome!"
"Um, can you just like, put vegetables on bread?!?"
"My mashed potatoes never tasted like M&Ms before."
"Good. Good! GOOD! Quit talking and pay attention!"
"This is like being in Food Lion-except there's baggage and no food."
"This is the test except the test is different!"
"You're not a very good stalker."
"They'll be like, well, maybe there are polar bears in Cancun!"
"That's snow! no! Thats white sand!"
"I licked your cheese!"
"He's not mysterious! He's my friend!"
"We've only been doing this periodic table crap for five months and you JUST figured out that Cobalt is an element??"
"The way I see it is that if its something I've known for like, 10 years, and you just got it.. thats pretty bad."
"Thats called hacking and you're not smart enough for that."
"Maybe its fake snow! It looks like chicken feathers! Maybe God's plucking a chicken!"
"Reddish liquid? In America, we call that blood!"
"I have a geometry puzzle! Can I go Harrisonburg now?"
"He was a homosexual cat once."
"All I wanted was the freakin Mexican!"
"Can you read my shirt??"
"Welch! Like the grape juice Jenny!"
"It sounded fluzzy!"
"I smell a quote!"
"Do not go out the door!" --"What are we supposed to do? Go out the ceiling?"
"I've seen your grades! You're ALWAYS distracted!"
"It was only a SMALL grease fire!"
"Watch out! We're camofluaged! You can't see us!" (random guy in the mall)
"I like beef!"--"BULL!"
"I just kinda opened the door and they fell out!"
"If you're not dead, you'll be in great shape!"
"I don't think you have to have a brain to donate [blood]...just blood!"
"Oh my lanta!"
"Oh no! I said Joan of Arc!" (question: who was the famous voodoo queen? real answer: marie vaveaux)
"Seven! Thats more than like, SIX!"
"Not using my shower!"
"I have a whole cookie on my hands!"
"You're really generous with the water Jenny!"
"Poop!"
"She turned off Uncle Kracker!"
"The chandelier goes nicely with the deer heads."
"Do you have ice cream?"
"They don't make out!"
"Chad can't hear it! He's colorblind!"
*Kris repeatedly hits the roof of Megs car*"LENNIE! LENNIE! LENNIE!"--"WHAT are you doing?? Lennie wasn't a rabbit!!"
"Oh. It squished."
"You'll be sorry then Good!"
"Because! My SHOE is in my foot...duh!"
"I feel Belgian when I play this song!"
"What, is that the lost 11th commandment? 'Thou shall not be a .com' ?"
"Be careful! They're mercuriously strong!"
"If he's from Texas, why did he compose a Korean song?"-"Maybe he's Chinese!"
"I'm their spiritual guru."
"Aw, good little lesbians!"
"It's the day of love and you're showing nothing but hatred towards me!"
"I dont want to be the cute and dumb one!"
"Sad & dismaying ... and stuff"
"I just had a lightbulb!"
"Theres chunks in my drink!" -- "No, its just frozen"