Chuck & OJs quotes

Hiya!! These are random dumb quotes Kris, Meg and their friends. Its constantly being updated. Without further adew (is that spelled right???) STUPID QUOTES! :o)

Useless Quotes...

This idea was taken from Megs cousin and her friends .. soo..in NO WAY is this type of page our idea. Like we could think of something this great!! *LOL* Oh, and thanx to all of our friends for all their..inspiring quotes on here! Keep up up the good work guys! ;o) Anyway.....sign the guestbook! And keep saying dumb stuff to add!! :o)

last updated 9/1/01

"Is that all I am, a freakin monkey??"

"I squish when I sit. Thats not a good feeling"

(Ticket seller): "Enjoy the movie!"-- (Friend): "You too!"

(WalMart clerk): "Have a good day!" -- (Same Friend as above): "You're welcome!"

"Um, can you just like, put vegetables on bread?!?"

"My mashed potatoes never tasted like M&Ms before."

"Good. Good! GOOD! Quit talking and pay attention!"

"This is like being in Food Lion-except there's baggage and no food."

"This is the test except the test is different!"

"You're not a very good stalker."

"They'll be like, well, maybe there are polar bears in Cancun!"

"That's snow! no! Thats white sand!"

"I licked your cheese!"

"He's not mysterious! He's my friend!"

"We've only been doing this periodic table crap for five months and you JUST figured out that Cobalt is an element??"

"The way I see it is that if its something I've known for like, 10 years, and you just got it.. thats pretty bad."

"Thats called hacking and you're not smart enough for that."

"Maybe its fake snow! It looks like chicken feathers! Maybe God's plucking a chicken!"

"Reddish liquid? In America, we call that blood!"

"I have a geometry puzzle! Can I go Harrisonburg now?"

"He was a homosexual cat once."

"All I wanted was the freakin Mexican!"

"Can you read my shirt??"

"Welch! Like the grape juice Jenny!"

"It sounded fluzzy!"

"I smell a quote!"

"Do not go out the door!" --"What are we supposed to do? Go out the ceiling?"

"I've seen your grades! You're ALWAYS distracted!"

"It was only a SMALL grease fire!"

"Watch out! We're camofluaged! You can't see us!" (random guy in the mall)

"I like beef!"--"BULL!"

"I just kinda opened the door and they fell out!"

"If you're not dead, you'll be in great shape!"

"I don't think you have to have a brain to donate [blood]...just blood!"

"Oh my lanta!"

"Oh no! I said Joan of Arc!" (question: who was the famous voodoo queen? real answer: marie vaveaux)

"Seven! Thats more than like, SIX!"

"Not using my shower!"

"I have a whole cookie on my hands!"

"You're really generous with the water Jenny!"

"Poop!"

"She turned off Uncle Kracker!"

"The chandelier goes nicely with the deer heads."

"Do you have ice cream?"

"They don't make out!"

"Chad can't hear it! He's colorblind!"

*Kris repeatedly hits the roof of Megs car*"LENNIE! LENNIE! LENNIE!"--"WHAT are you doing?? Lennie wasn't a rabbit!!"

"Oh. It squished."

"You'll be sorry then Good!"

"Because! My SHOE is in my foot...duh!"

"I feel Belgian when I play this song!"

"What, is that the lost 11th commandment? 'Thou shall not be a .com' ?"

"Be careful! They're mercuriously strong!"

"If he's from Texas, why did he compose a Korean song?"-"Maybe he's Chinese!"

"I'm their spiritual guru."

"Aw, good little lesbians!"

"It's the day of love and you're showing nothing but hatred towards me!"

"I dont want to be the cute and dumb one!"

"Sad & dismaying ... and stuff"

"I just had a lightbulb!"

"Theres chunks in my drink!" -- "No, its just frozen"

"Hey! I've never had chunky soap before!"

"Kate! Quit with the fuzzy!"

"I like mine better! It doesn't beep! It doesn't flash...it doesn't work."

"Kris! My purse is like yours! See? It opens!!"

"I'm not a dinosaur, but I play one on TV!"

"Never kick a frozen volleyball. Theres bad side affects."

"The pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock, Megs cruel..blahblah."

"I'm unusual too..does that mean being around me is cruel and unusual punishment?"

"Too much coffee, not enough cup!"

"I just pick a good solid number and use it."

"Make sure you look up from your paper during the presentation..." *Frik & Frak look up to the ceiling..*

"Je suis dessin animee avant le film" -- "Whats that?" *looks in dictionary* "I am a cartoon before the movie!"

"WAIT! Miss Kurek! My best friend just ate my permission slip!!"

"Come here! you gotta see this! your boyfriend just kissed a guy!!!"

"So, I'm old enough to operate a motor vehicle, but I can't walk down a hall?"

"And THAT is why the periodic table is like that!"

"Goshdarnit...Shup Stearn!"

"You are so a bowl of fruit!"

"I sold my soul to get a Navy water bottle!"

"Miss Norton just told us about these monkeys that were throwing crabapples at cars on I-95! I'd be like.."a monkey..? throwing WHAT?""

"Guys are too much trouble! Can I just have an apple pie? Sweet...warm.."

"You change your boyfriend more often than most people put gas in their car!"

"SHANE! Shane! Come back!!"

"Pick your butt instead of your ears."

"STOP LAUGHING!" -- "I can't! Dont you think I would have 2 days ago if I could!?" -- "You've been laughing for TWO DAYS?" --"yeah!"

"do you think she knows her baby isn't real?" -- "don't tell her!!"

"what is she doing!? applying for a passport at american eagle?"

"i forgot the american eagle baby!!!!!!!!!!!"

"if there's ANYTHING wrong with the lab book, tell me!" meg: "mr stearn! mine doesnt have a cover!" *two minutes later* meg: "mr stearn! mine hasn't grown a cover yet!" *another minute passes* meg: "mr stearn! i dont have a cover!" mr stearn: "hold on! i'll get you a new book! but that means it has to be in excellent shape when you return it" meg: "ok, i just wont use it!"

"her HAIR doesn't even move!"

"think she understood what mom wrote??"

"bananas of the world! unite!"

"the slut stories"

"this thing weighs TWENTY-FIVE pounds! I cant carry it! and she expects me to march with it!? kureks gone NUTS."

"youre such a queen travy!"

"hell hath no fury like miss nortons wrath"

"cows....CALhoun....the south...railroads...indians...and shauns coffee...IT ALL FITS!"

"dear santa: i'm sorry i killed you. will you bring me an elephant?"

"Its just WRONG!"

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world that they don't go by size...because I think there are some chihuahas out there with some pretty good ideas.."

"shut UP megan!"

"schmatt"-"schmegegan"-"schmatt"-"schmegegan!"

"and if plan a fails...there is no plan b..so plan a HAS to work!"

"and if i locked them in this room, i know they would starve! theres one kid in 6th period who wouldn't open the window to get out!"

"im sure its all in that folder y'all have"

"how many times am I in there??"

"Umm..aliens abducted your mouse and you were trying to chase them out in the snow, you got the mouse, but you got frostbite and had to go to the hospital, but you couldnt get there cuz the roads are bad so you came in and put them in a big mug of hot chocolate and are now trying to ward of hypothermia?" "uhh. no, my computer locked, plus you just made me think that i want cappuccino!!!!!!"

"wow! someone thought i was innocent and sweet. ME! First, the public, then, the presidency, SOON it will be....MEG FOR DICTATOR OF THE WORLD!"--"meg, shut UP"--"ok.."

"we do not eat or play with beef jerkey in study hall mr reynolds! put it away!"

"HOW many band uniforms do you HAVE?"--"i'm a band geek! what do you expect!?"

"exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactly..."

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