The Undertaker -- simply the best professional wrestler ever, as far as The Grifter is concerned

"Weird Al" Yankovic -- hands-down the best Yugoslavian, accordion-playing parody artist from L.A. of the 80's and 90's

2 Skinnee J's -- if you're looking for the best rock-rap hybrid Brooklyn has to offer, look no further than these Jedi masters

91.5 The Edge -- college radio at it's doggone finest; operating from Nicholls St. University in Thibodaux, LA, they've taken modern rock radio to a higher level (and with only 250 watts!!!)
P.S.  I also work there!

Masters of the Universe -- the best toys and cartoon the 80's had to offer, and they're coming back in 2002 with an all-new look!!!

The Grifter -- my comic book namesake; check him out on WildStorm / DC comics

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