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STORY TELLIN'...

If y'all wanna know how all this Cajun Sexy Cooking,
really got cooking, then sit back a spell
and read this story and you'll know
the truth of it all...

See, it all started when Della Star arrived on the bayou, who was a famous Super Model that you'd see in Bikini magazines, looking perfect as a picture like we all desire to look if we could and would give up some calories. She had gotten booked on a photo shoot down in the Louisiana Swamp for that popular Swimsuit Magazine that men drool over and women gaze at with a whole lot of wishful thinking they would if they could, too. When Della Star arrived in the Big Easy, she soon found out the city wasn't that big and it certainly wasn't that easy. Especially not where she was headed in that fancy stretch limo that picked her up from the five star hotel in the French Quarter. Della had been all over the world to have her picture taken, but she had never been to the Louisiana Swamp, and that is where the Mr. Know It All Photographer was waiting impatiently in the parking lot of the Bait, Bar & Gro trying to rent a boat at the edge of the wetlands. When Della Star strutted from the out-of-place limozine, down the boat dock, Fishermen tripped over their tackle boxes as they watched. Their camouflaged, gun-toting, crawfish catching wives were not so impressed as they watched the pretty Super Model get hounded by the Paparazzi before she ever got into wardrobe, which wasn't much wardrobe to speak of. Before Della climbed into the very little boat, she got a whiff of Cayenne Pepper that the owner of the Bait, Bar & Gro was boiling on an outdoor burner. Della decided right then and there that she might stick around the bayou after the shoot and eat a pound or two of authentic boiled crawfish, even if the salt ruined her figure for a few days. In fact, Della Star made instant plans to take a much needed break from the Paparazzi and her crazed lifestyle and sample a bowl of Creole Gumbo and drink a Cafe' A'Lait at Cafe' Dumonde before she left New Orleans.
If it were only that simple. But nothing in life worth anything is.
The Mr. Know It All Photographer, didn't know enough about the Swamp, and didn't like an audience. He insisteted to work alone with his model and convinced Della Star to take a little boat ride down the bayou where he sent her perfect body up a Cypress Tree to strike a pose over the water. Then an overgrown hungry alligator rocked the photographer out of the little boat, and chased him to the other side of the bayou, where he would have to walk back to the launch for help. Della Star was stranded in the Cypress Tree hovering over gator infested swamp water and could do nothing but watch the empty boat float downstream.
Instead of falling into the jaws of the big alligator that was threading the water beneath her, Della Star fell into the arms of a handsome bayou man named Claud Dean, who summoned to rescue a woman in a bikini. The ruggedly handsome bayou man didn't recognize her famous face, because he never seen a copy of the Swimsuit Magazine, nor any fashion magazine that she had graced the cover of. When Della Star asked him to hide her out from the Paparazzi, who had hitched a boat ride to hunt her down, he was much obliged. Claud Dean gave the nosy reporters a boat chase through the winding bayous and lost them somewhere in the swamp. He then invited his future bride to hide out at his cabin where she fell in love with her Knight & Shining Bayou Man and the laid back lifestyle he lives.
But, Della Star soon realized that she didn't quite fit in with the envious, camouflaged female neighbors, and disapproving, gator-wrestling future sister-in-laws, who worried the Super Model would break their brother's heart when she flew the coop before he could get her to the alter. So, Claud Dean's Cajun sisters planned to put Della through a few tests to see if she had what it took to make their brother a happliy married man even after the Super Model Beauty washed off in the bayou.
When the oldest sister dropped off a burlap sack on the kitchen counter so Della could practice skinning dinner, a dozen large bull frogs escaped in the kitchen. At that moment, Della Star realized she had her work cut out for her if she did stick around with the love of her life.
But, Della Star had no idea what she was getting into when the Cajun sisters invited her to join them on a girl's night out to lasso a wild gator in the moonlight. Just when the sisters thought they had chased the Super Model off the bayou before she could get her manicured fingernails any deeper into their brother, Della Star visited a Creole Fortune Teller in Jackson Square. The Limo Driver had mentioned Madam Roux's ability to tell it like it was, so Della listened as Madam Roux made her realize that true love was tougher and worth a round with an alligator and the meddling Cajun sisters. So, Della decided to return to the bayou and accept her fate.
The Super Model called a truce and agreed to teach the envious female neighbors and future sister-in-laws how to be sexy in camouflage, if they taught her how to hunt and cook Cajun cuisine that would make her suitable to live happily ever after with the love of her life on the bayou - when she was not off somewhere around the world having her picture taken of course!
The Sexy & Lean model also agreed to teach them how to lower the calories in the Cajun recipes so they could watch their waistline when they weren't watching their fishing lines. Most of the women agreed and Della Star grabbed a bowie knife from one of their pouches and made a few wardrobe adjustments to their oversized hunting attire. She then taught the Cajun girls how to strut down the boat dock like she strutted down the catwalk, even with a gun and fishing pole.
But, Claud Dean's oldest sister was not going to be that easy to get over on, and she challenged Della in the Alligator Rodeo. Della surprised herself, and everyone who showed up to watch, including the Paparazzi, when she climbed into the man-made gator den and roped a big one and had it bound and gagged before it knew what got him. She had finally proved to her future sister-in-law that she could fit in and was allowed to live happily ever after wtih her Knight And Shining Bayou Man.
Then before we knew it, women came out of the woods, literally, every gator season, and any other hunting season, looking like Cajun Super Models, wearing camouflage the way it had never been worn before and cooking Cajun Cuisine the way it had never been cooked before. So that is how all this Cajun Sexy Cooking really got cooking down here in Southern Louisiana.
Story Written & Copyright by Dana Holyfield.

NOTE: This is not the story in the available video right now. Hopefully it will be a movie one day. Screenplay is available to interested producers.

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ANOTHER SEXY CAJUN STORY, COULD IT BE TRUE!

Once upon a time in the wild, wet swamp,lived a tribe of Cajun sisters in a rickoty old cabin hidden in the cypress trees. Papa raised his daughters to fish and hunt and skin dinner for survival with little time to play. But, when Papa was away on a long journey to New Orleans for supplies, the tattered dressed Cajun beauties were on their way to have some fun.
While bathing in the bayou, splashing around, they were unaware that they were being spied on by an exploring sightseer.
When little sister caught the handsome traveler peeping between the long Spanish Moss, she took him at knife-point to stand trial before her sexy siblings, who confiscated his belongings trying to identify him. The only problem, they couldn't read or write a lick of English because Cajun French was their born language. When the gentleman was allowed to explain himself and his profession of being a school teacher, the Cajun sisters made a deal to let him escape before Papa returned with his shotgun in hand, if he taught them to read and write in English.
Once the deal was made, the Sexy Cajun sisters hunted up a few critters for dinner to welcome their new English tutor. But, while trying to conduct class, the school teacher was quite distracted by their barely dressed, sexy figures parading around the outdoors, not to mention they were all equipped with dangerous weapons. After a few days of self-discipline, the school teacher managed to make some progress with their learning.
The girls heard Papa whistling Dixie in the near distance so school was over. The sexy Cajun sisters sent their tutor afloat in a pirogue to escape downstream with fond memories of his capture. When he discovered a thankyou note written and signed by the sisters in English, he knew his job was well done.

Story written and copyright by Dana Holyfield.

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If you like hunting and fishing and interested in life in the swamp, here is another NEW RELEASE by Dana Holyfield -Evans.

Louisiana Swamp Country
A Taste Of Life On The Pearl River Bayou
DVD VIDEO

Down on the Pearl River Bayou in Louisiana’s Honey Island Swamp, the River People serve up a taste of the good life. Whether it’s a houseboat reunion, an alligator rodeo, or the Annual Squirrel Hunt Festival, the fun centers around something good cooking under a cypress tree. These Swampers know how to have a good old time and play a little homegrown music to get the fish frying and the party started. All they need is a boat to get there.

Louisiana Swamp Country DVD is $9.95 plus shipping and handling
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ATTENTION: NEW MODELS WANTED FOR NEW VIDEO.

IF YOU ARE IN OR NEAR THE SOUTHERN LOUISIANA AREA
AND WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT PROJECT,
PLEASE EMAIL US AND SEND YOUR PICTURE.
WE WILL CONTACT YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW
NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.
AGES 18 - UP... YOU CAN BE THIN OR FULL FIGURE! AS LONG AS YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE IN A SWIMSUIT OR SHORTS, etc! YOU MUST ALSO FEEL COMFORTABLE IN A BOAT ON THE RIVER AND IN THE SWAMP.

Author & Producer
danalouisiana@yahoo.com Dana Holyfield-Evans

Dana Holyfield