Ah, Mr. T. Truly, the greatest retro icon EVER. Has anyone ever matched the pseudo fame of the great......whatever the hell he was. He had his own TV series, a cartoon of his own, starred in a string of cheesy-ass movies, was in Wrestlemania 1-3, and had numerous cameos. He even got to beat up Sylvester Stallone, something we've all wanted to do for a very long time. But more than that, Mr. T is a humanitarian. Even today he educates young boys on life in a way that only a big scary black man could. So read on, and learn more about Mr. T, wonder child of eighties television.
"I pity the fool don't check these pages!"
Your basic Mr. T fact page. Full of such interesting things as his real name, birthplace, likes, dislikes, former jobs and other crap. Really interesting. Really.
 A page chocked full of Mr. T merchandise and, of course, my biting and cynical commentary. Time magazine called it "A triumph of modern sarcasm against a past age of informal decadence. Who'd have thought it would come from such a whiny asshole? 4 stars!"
Currently down, this is to be full of lots of Mr. T sounds and pictures. Don't enjoy yourselves too much, you devils you.
"Back to the main page, jive turkey!"
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