Date of birth: March 10, 1981
Owns: Turn Your Head and Cough and Gubment Cheese
Heard about the band from: Holyman
Favorite Nutsack song: Ass Full Of Dick
Favorite artists: No Limit artists, Lenny Kravitz, Jimi Hendrix
Most offensive Nutsack song: I Fucked The Virgin Mary
Likes brownies with toothpaste sprinkles
Various facts:
He'd keep an abandoned nutsack in a jar if he found one
Last time he vomited was early November
He will make a copy of the tapes and sell the original when the Nutsack become famous
Was not offended by any of the songs
Finds African-American child molesters innapropriate to be joked about
Does not feel comfortable letting his parents hear the tapes