And I thank God I live in sin
40 days and nights and I'm
Burning down the church again
And if I say I don't need you
Don't bother to retreat
And if I try to deceive you
Don't point your finger at me
Someday you will find me
Whacking in the closet
With a big-ass fucking smile upon my face
Yeah someday you will find me
Whacking in the closet
With a big-ass fucking smile
A big-ass fucking smile upon my face
Wake up at dawn with sticky pants
Clutch the cock that's in my hands
Wipe that nut away now from your eye
Slowly dripping down the wall
I shot a load like a cannonball
Where were you while we were whacking off?
Someday you will find me
Whacking in the closet
With a big-ass fucking smile upon my face
Yeah someday you will find me
Whacking in the closet
With a big-ass fucking smile
A big-ass fucking smile upon my face
And people believe that you gotta whack it over the summer
But you and I we never whack more than twice a day
So we don't get rawcock!
Whack, whack, whack, whack
Whack whack whack!