Ass Full Of Dick
I need a new cup
I just nutted off
I need a new cup
I busted a nut
Metro Minivac
Squirtin' in seconds
Metro Minivac
Squirt instantaneously
Talkin' some shit
I pulled out my dick
And whacked off
My asshole's extremely hairy
Lick my asshole, sweaty nutsack
Sweaty nutsack, ass full of dick
Ass full of dick, SWEATY NUTSACK!!!
Talkin' some shit, I pulled out my dick
Talkin' some shit, I pulled out my dick
I just took a shit, I pulled out my dick
Actin' a bitch, I need a new DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!
To whack off
Your eroding penis, Jesus scrotum has got you angel-fucked
Your horny Grandma cannot hide her Christian defecation
Your honest reverend preaches of his Jesus Libido
But you can help me stir it up in my Semen Gumbo
My Pagan mind is immune to your Catholicism
Your pious father has got his Catholic erection
I'll take the back way out while you all wait in line
To get anally fucked
Fuck all hope
Smoke your dope
Kill your idols
And burn your fuckin' bibles
And help me stir it up in my Semen Gumbo
I wear my jackboots at night
I cut my hand on a rusted nail
Shaved off the soles of my feet
I broke right out of my shell
And there is no turning back
This time you'll listen to me
I'll make you see what I see
'Cause if there's one thing I can tell you
It's "you've got to be free"
I fucked the Virgin Mary
And I'll do it again
Now Mary, what'd you do that for?
Are you trying to be my whore?
I'll be Dr. Jekyll while you run and hide
But you ain't gonna see me on the other side
'Cause I fucked the Virgin Mary
And I'll do it again
You're victimized by their fucking lies
And before you can even realize
You're bowing down to a fucking whore
Now quote your bible nevermore
I fucked the Virgin Mary
And I think you should too
I ain't got no ego
I ain't got no heroes
I ain't got to feel no
No joy or any pain
I ain't no redneck
But I ain't got any shame
There's no motivation
But no complications
No one to kill me
Or tell me what to do
No one to blame me
No one to save me
So quit your bitchin' now
'Cause I've got nothin' to prove
I ain't no redneck
But I ain't got any shame
I need a libido
When I'm less than zero
I ain't got no money and I need someone to blame
I hope you're happy
I came off as sappy
And it won't be long 'till I waste another day
And I ain't no redneck
But I ain't got any shame
I whack off in the summer
I whack off in the spring
I whack off in the winter
To almost anything
I need summer vacation
More than you need to know
It's only masturbation
But you can feel it TOO!!
Crotch crickets that wont go away
Crotch crickets fucking everyday
Crotch crickets, I dont know why
My crotch crickets wont ever die
He's checking his crotch, he's checking it twice
Now he knows he's got that lice
Santa Claus has the crotch CRICKETS!!!!
Chorus
I Wanna Be Your Midget
I wanna be the one you adore
I wanna be your sunset
I wanna be a big rock star
I wanna be your Midget
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be your Midget
