Q. Is this band for real?
A. Not really. In a way they are, but for the most part, they aren't. They do indeed do everything the website says(recordings, plannings, etc.), but never plan on making it to the mainstream or even get a record label.
Q. What is the purpose then?
A. The main purpose of The Abandoned Nutsack is to have fun. The other purpose is to exploit their audience, and mock corporate rock and to accomplish this all by having absolutely NO musical talent.
Q. Why are they so offensive?
A. The band tries to be offensive to the point where the vulgarity virtually disappears. Those offended by The Abandoned Nutsack fall victim to the band's goal.
Q. Who is exactly behind this farce?
A. No Name Maddox, founded the band in October 1996. Through a whirlwind of lineup changes. The band consists of Johnny Skidmarks and Jim Shitter as well as Maddox.
Q. What does the music sound like?
A. Because of limited equipment, the band is forced to play acoustics.
Q. Some say the band has no talent, is that true?
A. Absolutely correct.
Q. What do others think of the music?
A. That will be answered by a section on this webpage arriving later this year.
Q. Is there anything at all good about this band?
A. Tough question. More than likely no.
Q. Why have there been so many lineup changes?
A. Mainly because of the lack of dedication. A section about the former band members will be up shortly.
Q. What is Gubment Cheese?
A. Gubment Cheese is the title of our newest album, which is being made as you read this.
Q. Have you played any shows yet?
A. No, not really, unless you count our backyard.
Q. Where can I get the albums?
A. You can obtain a copy by simply emailing us at abandonednutsack@hotmail.com
Q. Who are the people in the Thanks section ?
A. They are people who have supported the band since its birth, as well as those who have just recently discovered the band. We appreciate them greatly.
Q. Are there any T-shirts for The Abandoned Nutsack ?
A. Yes, but they aren't available at this time.
Q. What is the story behind Ass Full Of Dick?
A. As Maddox puts it, "It's somewhat about prison sex, and a random collection of stupid things."
Q. Do you plan to shoot videos?
A. Yes, indeed. We have ideas for an "Ass Full Of Dick" video as well as one for "I Fucked The Virgin Mary."
Q. Does the band expect to be picked up by a major record label ?
A. No, but maybe an independent one.
Q. What does the band do with all of their unused demos?
A. We keep everything. We plan on using some of the demos on our third album, Buzzaroot 4-Life Bitch in the very far future.
Q. What is Jim Shitter's relationship with the band?
A. Maddox and Skidmarks have had no contact with Shitter since April 1998.
More to come!!
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