Survey Says....! Okay okay maybe I'm weird for filling out surveys pretending I'm my cats.....but anyway!
Full name: Salvador Schroedinger Camus
Nicknames: Camui, Camoo-moo, Ca-boo, Singing Cat
DOB: I don’t remember, but I am a month younger than Coutier, so sometime in June.
Sibling(s): They were either lost or killed, Annie-human found me all by myself in a garbage dumpster where I was trying to find my dinner one night.
What do you look like: I’m a big cat, about 15 pounds, but not as big as the other cats out here. I look similar to Coutier but I have a white muzzle, chest, belly and legs-and the little coffee coloured splotch on my nose.
Favorite animal: I like the little red bug that appears when I hear the jingling noise! (lazer pointer)
Favorite drink: I’m used to drinking water from anywhere, streams, gutters, sinks, toilets, the fish tank, or the bowl.
Hobbies: Playing, chasing things, eating, being pet by humans, snuggling up with Mommy and Daddy-humans.
Things you collect: scratches from other cats, scabs, mud on my paws, dust.
Favorite body part on/in you: I’m rather modest, I don’t prefer any particular part, my big feet are annoying though.
Best place to mess around: Everywhere is fun!
What do u sleep on?: Mommy-human’s bed, Daddy-human’s chair, on the couches downstairs, the floor, anywhere comfy.
Best Advice: If it’s not dead after you chew on it for a while, maybe it’s better to leave it alone.
Important lessons you've learned: It is easy to steal food from animals and humans when they’re not looking, if you pretend you have to pee they will let you outside, even though Mommy-human gets mad when you accidentally claw her she will still love you.
Non-sport activity u enjoy: Poo hockey
Favorite thing to do: Play with the other cats.
Whats your bedtime: Whenever I get tired.
Where do you shop?: Dumpsters make for good fast-food, but I like what Mommy-human feeds me.
What is your favorite thing to wear?: Foliage, blanket, anything warm and cozy-I don’t like water.
Favorite song?: “When a Kiiiiitttty Has to PeeeeeEEeeee!” (sang to “When a Man Loves a Woman”)
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Coutier
Full name: Coutier Elspethine Cloudagh
Full name: Coutier Elspethine Cloudagh
Nicknames: Coutie, Coutie-pie, Little Girl
DOB: Uhm, I don’t know, sometime in May of 1998
Parent(s): Mommy was adopted like the rest of my brothers and sisters, my daddy was an alley cat.
Sibling(s): Geltan, Big Eers, Noname, Wriggler and Squiggler, and Dieter.
Name of clan or guild: huh? I’m a Cat
True form: I’m just a kitty!
What do you look like: I’m littler than Camus or Chuerio so I always get picked on. I’m about 8 pounds, a little under a foot tall, I have rusty-brown/woody-brown coloured furr, and I have black stripes. The pads of my feeties are also black, and so are my ear tips.
Favorite animal: I like bugs.
Favorite drink: I like the water that Mommy’s big silver fish swims in.
How many bodies consumed: I eat lots of big spiders every day and Mom-human is always so happy when I do, I should eat more!
Hobbies: Finding squishy things (styrofoam, sponges, slippers, erasers, etc) and eating them, eating bugs, running away from the large humans trying to pet me only to tease them by keeping just beyond their reach, talking to people, boxing Camus with my little paws, pretending to be neurotic but oh-so-adorable.
Things you collect: crunchy plastic pieces, crunchy acetate wrappers, shoes, slippers, and the occasional wad of fur from Chuerio or Camus
Favorite body part on/in you: My cute little face! Aren’t I adorable?
Best place to mess around: any room that I haven’t been in yet!
What do u sleep in?: I like Dad-human’s sock drawer, he seems to like it if I keep them warm; my box that has Mom-human’s soft trenchcoat in the bottom; if I feel safe enough I will sleep on the scary bed.
Best Advice: don’t trust humans, and never let the humans pet you for more than a few minutes, they’re smelly and they have grubby hands that get you dirty.
Important lessons you've learned: how to look cute and avoid being pet, running away fast, and how to find squishy/crunchy things-they’re all in Dan-human’s closet!
Non-sport activity u enjoy: being pet the right way, boxing Camus, having the humans feed me under their bed.
Coolest experience of my life: playing with my brothers and sisters and the dog who protected me when I was little.
Scariest thing you've ever done: venture out of the Mom/Dad-human’s room and meet the new humans.
Favorite thing to do: sleep, eat, play, find squishy and crunchy things
Whats your bedtime: I'm a big girl now...I don't have a curfew anymore
Where do you shop?: the trashcan, human’s rooms, the living room, because Dan-human and Russ-human always leave little crunchy things for me on the floor or in the couch!
What is your favorite thing to wear?: my fur is nice, it’s like petting a teddy bear.
What is your favorite thing to wear?: my fur is nice, it’s like petting a teddy bear.
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Chuerio
Full name: Chuerio Ravenwings Poe
Nicknames: Super kitty, Flying Cat, Bitch, Trampsquad, Chueri-uri-uri-o ::wrinkles his nose:: and other cutesy things.
DOB: I was a bastard kitten, abandoned to rot within the confines of a tiny 2x2 glass and plastic cage at some animal prison by the age of 3 months. Oh, you mean WHEN was I born, in June sometime. I hate the heat, it makes my fur all tacky!
Parent(s): ::Scoffs:: WE won’t even get into that.
Sibling(s): I was the only one who mattered, who cares?
What do you look like: I’m long-bodied, delicately-sculpted, very stately-princely even, elegantly put together, and I have the softest, most pettable fur. My eyes mezmerize and entrance, I can will humans to do anything I want with just a glance!
Favorite animal: Humans are my slaves, I wouldn’t say they’re my favourite, but I’m better than any other creature by far!
Favorite drink: Only spring water will do! The other cats can have fish tank water, but none for me!
How many bodies consumed: I believe I may have eaten a whole cow by now, the portions Mom-human has given me are of decent size.
Hobbies: Keeping my humble subjects in place, lounging on any bed or couch I desire, eating, sleeping, having humans groom me.
Things you collect: I get anything I want.
Favorite body part on/in you: Every part of me! Look at me, I’m simply irresistible. I’m too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my tail, too sexy for your hands-I’m too sexy!
Best place to mess around: Oh, PUH-lease, I do not ‘mess” around!
What do u sleep on?: Only the highest plateau of each room will suffice, unless the Dan and Russ-humans have piled their offerings to me upon them.
Best Advice: All cats are naturally royalty (some to a lesser extent), if anyone tries to tell you otherwise--kick their ass.
Important lessons you've learned: It is easy to make others fear and respect you by beating the crap out of them, it is easy to make humans love you after you have mauled their limbs by acting affectionate and “sweet”.
Non-sport activity u enjoy: That’s “You”, you insolent pea-brain. Taking naps, surveying my outdoor kingdom from my room, marking my sofas.
Favorite thing to do: Rule over my kingdom, of course.
Whats your bedtime: ::Scoff!:: Whenever I want.
Where do you shop?: My humans do the shopping for me. Why should I lift a paw?
What is your favorite thing to wear?: My fur coat is so marvelously thick in the winter and so airy and light during the summer!
Favorite color?: Purple of course!
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