Heather's Lousy Homepage

This page is absolutely useless. Everyone has a crappy home page these days, and I thought, hey, why should I be one to conserve space? This place also likely looks crappy, since I know roughly nothing about HTML. I'm here at Angelfire because it is free.

Ways to escape this place:

Some better places to go.
My pathetic ramblings.
People who say things that amuse me.
I love the movie clerks!.