As everyone knows, Brittany Spears is from Kentwood,Louisiana. That's about a 15 minute trip from where I live. Well, anyway. My friend Brandon was at a bar and so was Brittany Spears. How she got in I'll never know. She wasn't old enough and still isn't. So, Brandon, the crazy guy that he is, was drunk. He was standing outside of the bar getting his money together to pay his cover charge. He harmlessly leaned against a car to keep from busting his ass. Well, up walks Brittany Spears. She says "You're leaning on my car." Brandon apologizes and turns to leave. She yells at him "Do you know who I am?" He replies "Should I give a shit who you are? 'cause I don't." I guess she wanted to prove to him what a big star she was. She went in and ask the DJ if she could sing. The DJ tries to pump up the crowd and so he asked if they wanted to hear Brittany sing. Well, I guess that night she realized her shit stinks just like all of us. They booed her. Thats what you get for being a bitch. Oh yeah, Brittany...no one with any taste or class really gives a shit who you are.