Captain Butters! Earned rank for causing an idiot driver to swerve and dive off a bridge. Thank you Captain Butters, we need less idiots on the road."

Skivvy makes for a good scout. He also enjoys stealing ping-pong balls to make explosives. It seems he has been trained well.

Nikrak scouring the mountains, as of right now he's searching for a good spot for me to plant my estate. For he has good geographical knowledge, useful in combat.

Mikarak waits patiently, hoping conflict will arise soon, oh how my squirrels love carnage so he will sit there and ambush pidgeons.

Banzai.. the name says it all.

Yirk showing his pearly whites. Its his job to toughen up new recruits and show them the ropes.