Please, come in! Relax! Take off your shoes! (Whewf! Okay, maybe not!) Smoke 'em if you gottem! The first pint's on me! Herein you will find a few of the things that make me, well... me.

If you are offended by any of the material contained within this page, take heart! And feel secure in the knowledge that it sucks to be you, and it will likely happen again before you take the final dirt nap! Slainte, adhuine!