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OWWW, TRIPITAKA, NEXT TIME DO NOT USE THE HEADACHE SUTRA TO SUMMON ME!
fans of monkey magic around the world, unite!
I first saw this timelessly budget production when I was but a wee bairn, swaddled in rags in front of the
temple of vision(commonly known as the TV) If you haven't ever seen this before, you're in for a scare- okay,
wrong catchline- you're in for a er.. adaptation of religious scriptures. And you don't even need to be
over four months to get it.(well, most of it!)
Alright!Let battle commence!Wine and...bananas! Bring on the dancing girls!
Lovely links you'll like to look at
-and maybe you'll actually look at them-
People I actually KNOW(ohmigod)..
Home of an Iggiphiliac..Italian Greyhounds are soo cute!..(incidentally my aunt)if you're interested in a pet, check this out!
Another Iggiphiliac (incidentally my cuzz) A poetic soul.
Waesel's Den. Cool music...um.
The Wolf's Lair...spacewolves, and the best sexually tilted lines from StarWars???
Toblerone's Realm of Chocolate...hungry?
Megan's Thingy
Guess who likes Ryoko? (Mordred dummy)
Another page about nothing(hey, is there a nothing webring??)
Miscellaneous Cool Stuff
MarsolaRaven, a website carryer maintained by Broadstripe da Real Life Badger
The Dingo Farm -good stuff on dingoes
MUD Connector- gee wadda lodda fun it is, playing in the MUD..rpg online, without those tricky little 20-sided dice
Beaumarchais, author of "the Barber of Seville" and "The Marriage of Figaro", has his own little page and movie.One of history's greats.
Added bonus, Beaumarchais is played by Fabrice Lucini in the screenplay 'Beaumarchais, l'Insolent', who is the most totally stunning french actor, ok so he is not sexy or anything, but he looks like a frog and acts well. OK!!??
Redfox:short lady, bad dress sense and comic all in one.
The Jihad to Destroy Barney on the Worldwide Web
Apple Computer Australia
The Chicken Farm!....all u ever wanted to know about CHICKENS
Mean People Kick Ass-the place to be!
5.2.1.6 Blob. all you ever wanted to know about blobs!
The Sultana Bran Conspiracy..the truth is out there (dobeedobeedobee)
Angelfire, freee&easy homepages.
Westwood chat-get it or be a rectangular thynge
Official Starwars Homepage
Pictures of WolfHaven Wolves, and link to WolfHaven Home
Tirra's Page.Interesting.
Dragons!!!
AFD homepage. Dragons, dragons and...more dragons??
Free to Download pics.Beautiful dragons and other images.
Zantor the Dragon's Homepage.Sweet stories about a dragonling.
Lliandranna the Crystal's Lair
More About Dingoes!!
Thankyou for visiting this pruriently jocosital page.And take
time out to do these 3 very important things:
Eat a potato Wonder why you did this Eat another one!!
Last Minute Idea: let's all get a brain!
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-also- the story of a lonely boy and the drake who taught him to fly, it's Flapper(also coming soon)((but not to anywhere respectable))
geez, don't you hate it when you run out of jokes....?? well, i run out of them all the time coz im a particularily insane, inane, unfunny
person who can't sing for shit.. imagine the mood of those weird poems they put in the back of bumper issues of Tank Girl, you'll get it..
fuck oranges and camp depression... *shit*...
and now for something completely different;
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