EVIL DEAD QUOTES
Ash: Workshed.
Ash: You're going down. Chainsaw.
MirAsh: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw.
Does that sound fine? (chuckle)
Ash: You bastards! You dirty bastards! Give me back my hand!
Give me back my haaaaand!!
Ash: Ah. Ah. That's right. Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?
Yahhhh! Ahhhh!
PosHen: Someone's in my fruit cellar. Someone with a fresh soul!
PosHen: I'll swallow your soul.I'll swallow your soul.
I'll swallow your soul.
Ash: Swallow this.
Ash: Groovy.
Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy-pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't
leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit... and Jack left
town.
Ollady: Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of whores!
Ash: You know your shoelace is untied.
Alright. Who wants some?
Who's next? Huh? How 'bout it? Who wants some? Huh?
Who wants to have a little? You. You want some
more? Huuuh? You want a little? Do ya? Huh? You want some more?
Huh? Huh? Hh! Now get on those horses and get out
of here. Let 'em go.
Ash: Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?
This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled
Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the
sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in
Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut
stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop
Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you
primates, even touches me... Ya! (BOOM) (BOOM)
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.
a pit> Blow.
Ash: Yo she-bitch! Let's go.
Ash: That one. Groovy.
Ash: What's the matter? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door.
Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives.
Ash: Good, I could use a horse blanket. Gimme some sugar baby.
Ash: I got it! I got it! I know your damn words alright?
BadAsh: I'm Bad Ash. And you're Good Ash. You're goody little two shoes.
You're goody little two shoes. Goody little two shoes. Little goody
two shoes. Little goody two shoes. Little goody two shoes. Little
goody two shoes. Little goody two shoes.
Ash: Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash: Hey, what's that you got on your face?
Ash: Whoa. Wait a minute. The words. Right,
right, right. Say the words. Clatto! Verata! Nn...
Necktie, necturn, nickle... noodle. It's an 'n' word. It's
definitely an 'n' word. It was definatly an 'n' word!
Clatto! Verata! Nn(coughcough).
Okay then. That's it.
Wisman: Dung eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all! When thou misspoke the
words, the Army of the Dead awoke.
Ash: Now whoa, whoa, whoa, right there spinach chin.
Arthur: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
EvlAsh: Oh! Oh you miserable bags of bones. Pick yourselves up and sally
fo(yroh)! Sally fo(yroh)! Sally forth.
Ash: Say hello to the 21st century. Yeah! C'mon! I got plenty for
everybody.
Bye bye. (BOOM)
EvShla: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.
