Current date in CE
There was a guy named Jason
Very different from you and me
He schooled at the NSU
And joined an RPG he thought was cool
But then the white Coat dudes came and subjected him to this!
The White Coat Dudes
We'll send him the PBEM
The archives that we find
He'll have to sit and read them all and the monitor is mine
Now keep in mind Jason can't control when the stories begin or end
Because he used those special parts to make the robot friends
You're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts.
Repeat to yourself, "It's just a site, I should really just relax."
It's Final Fantasy Theatre 3000.
The Stories: This site has the actual commentated stories.
