Reference Haiku

A valuable skill in my life has been to know every lesson and moral from every book, movie, or play I have ever seen. Unfortunately, with the good comes the bad, and I'm forced to simply know everything about any media I have been exposed to. So, when being creative and coming up with poems, often I find references to movies, songs, books, etc. So, rather than try to fit them somewhere else, I've decided to put them here.

I have a section of only Star Wars poems here

See if you can find references to:

Here's the Poems!


Old Corporal Clinger

That Lebanese cross-dresser

Asia Minor's king


Man-at-arms is gay

He-man has the power, slave

She-ra loves Orco


Where the sidewalk end

There are keen flames of anguish

Nostradamus lives


Nancy Kerrigan

Beaten with a wooden stick

Tonya Harding


Flex capacitor

The secret of time travel

My sign is Cancer


I hit my head hard

1.20 Jigawatts!!

Mine is Scorpio


Communist regime

Mao Tse Tung and Chiang Kai Shek

Two really cute guys


Hey Bill, I'm Darth Ted

I'm Luke Bill, you're not my father

Medeival dickweed


Indiana Jones

The penitent man will pass

Raiden's lightning bolt


Now Biff, don't con me

"Oh, oh my God they found me"

Run for it Marty!


Tyrettes Syndrome! #$%&!

Fay, this is so scrumptious!

Will you stop that, Bob?!


Death therapy, Bob

Baby steps, open the door

I sail, I'm a sailor!


Ernest goes to camp

Touch 'em all, Kirby Puckett!

Satanic Verses


Mister Miagi

That's sucks man, I got second

We're at golf n' stuff


Photon torpedoes

Baby steps to three o'clock

hey! Oprah's on


It is called flubber

The Millenium Falcon

Zomething different


There's one, set for stun

Mothers Against Drunk Driving

The Reading Rainbow


Cock-a-doodle-doo!

"you take your damn hands off her, Biff!"

"Do you want to park?"


I'm not a street rat

Yoo-hoo, monkey boy

Ali-Ababwa


Nine rings of torment

Bill Cosby has his own show

So did Alan Thicke


Fabricate the lies

Miagi, you fight me now!

He hit the beer cans


Absalom is dead

I'm sailing, Dr. Marvin!

I'm doing baby steps!


Most untriumphant

Hello, I'm Billy the Kid

your mom is hot, dude!


JFK airport

By the power of Greyskull

Come on, battlecat


Your bear necessities

Mother Nature recipes

We forgot Kevin!


I am John Kimble

His ears are made of Chiclets

"...Yakin' up something"


It's the sorceress

Three people share my secret

Heathcliff Huxtable


This just isn't your day

The Stay-puft marshmallow man

Her eggs fried themselves


Atrayu.....Falcor

There's still a long way to go

Ivory tower


He's the son of Jor-El

They get him with kyptonite

Apple dumpling gang


Decepticons fly!

ED 209 is broken

Let's go watch, "Bewitched"


Noodles mackintosh

He's back. And this time, he's bad!

Bowling for burgers


It's the Shaggy Dog

There goes William Shattner

Look! James Belushi!


Leslie Nielson reigns

He resides with the cheetahs

Dark Lord of the Sith


'O Virgin Mary

Bless'd be the fruit of thy womb

And you're really hot


Attacked by a raven

Nevermore, oh, nevermore

Colt-47


The IRA rules!

Shawn Miller has a birthmark

It's on his keister


The gnomes have returned

Dirty Dances With Wolves rules!

Purly Platonic


Hey, he hates these cans!

Remember - Don't trust whitey

Die random bastard!


Oh gosh, he threw up!

"He shouldn't have eaten carp"

Solomon was wise


Young and Restless

What? You ditched Napoleon

What have I become?


Good Morning, Pee Wee

Good Morning, Mister Breakfast

Why not drop my pants?


"Throw him to the sharks"

The pirates wanted him dead

Die Walter Matthau


You must choose wisely

Live or die, what'll it be?

Die, you gaspumper


"Throw me the idol"

He payed the price for that, eh?

Killed by goblins


A new Rambo film?

Nothing could be more thrilling

Except for free grapes


I read The Hobbit

A tale of elves and wizards

And living tractors


Hardy Boys casefiles

Book number forty-seven

Case of Satan's reign


Now I know what you are all thinking. "I can think of better poems than these!" Ordinarily, you can only send in haiku at the Visitor's Haiku page, but I realize how fueled you are right now, so I'm putting a form right here on this page.


Here is an example Haiku to help you remember:

five syllables here

and seven syllables here

five in the last line


Name:

Email address:

First line:

Second line:

Third line:

Indicate what media you are refering to in your haiku:

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