Exotic Death Poems

Here's a fantastic assortment of exotic poems.



The phone is ringing

"I'll get it" says the old man

he dies on the way


The car exploded

All the little children laugh

The children explode


I ate my own leg

well, that's not exactly true

God dismantled me


New Mexico stinks

Old people go there to die

That is why it stinks


They tie me up tight

They throw me in the closet

Soon they will eat me


Please listen to this:

Alornek's soul goes walking

A bummer for him


My head just fell off

My fingers are jumping off

I think it's my soul


The dogs are coming

They're coming for a person

The SPAWN of your WOMB!


I hear them screaming

The headless men over there

Should we laugh at them?


My mother is dead

So I dress up in her cothes

And talk just like her


Susie had a dog

She killed it with an arrow

The dogs name was DIE


The school is burning

My clothes are totally burned off

AHHHHHHH!!! I AM NAKED!!!


Jimmy has no friends

He ate everysingle one

You are his new friend


Timmy bought a rake

He throws it across the yard

It lands through Bob's face


The beastly man falls

The child laughs at the man

The man viciously puts his fist through the child's frail skull




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