Animal Poems

Several of us enjoy the company of animals, but once in awhile it is of course necessary to destroy them. To better understand this philosophy, read on.

Here's the poems!


Grandma takes a walk

Grandma goes into the woods

The wolves destroy her


Jimmy's heart pounded

He couldn't run fast enough

The bear was faster


There once was a cow

He didn't eat anything

The cow will soon die


He came back to life

He didn't eat anything

The cow dies again


The cow was revived

He ate lots of grass and food

He died anyway


The rabbit is large

Other rabbits laugh at him

So he eats them all


I'm in Maren's room

It's a bit too hot in here

The mule will soothe me


Here it is, the first three numbers!

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