Several of us enjoy the company of animals, but once in awhile it is of course necessary to destroy them. To better understand this philosophy, read on.
Grandma goes into the woods
The wolves destroy her
Jimmy's heart pounded
He couldn't run fast enough
The bear was faster
There once was a cow
He didn't eat anything
The cow will soon die
He came back to life
He didn't eat anything
The cow dies again
The cow was revived
He ate lots of grass and food
He died anyway
The rabbit is large
Other rabbits laugh at him
So he eats them all
I'm in Maren's room
It's a bit too hot in here
The mule will soothe me
Here it is, the first three numbers!
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