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Who me?? Addicted??
Naaaaahhhhhhhhh.... Not me!!!
BUT... for those of you who might think you are, here are a few warning signs:
You refuse to visit anyone unless they have access to the internet.
You no longer remember your phone number, but have memorized more than a dozen www addresses.
You begin to go into music stores and ask for "wavs" instead of CD's.
Tech support calls YOU for help.
Someone tells you a joke and you yell.. LOL
You eat dinner while surfing the internet.
Putting your hand on a mouse calms your nerves.
You name your dog WWW.DOG.COM
You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
You spend more time talking to your chatroom cyber friends than you do your spouse.
The remote to the T.V. is missing...and you don't even care.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
Your cat has it's own homepage.
You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or higher."
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half the plane trip with the laptop on your lap.. and your child in the overhead compartment.
When filling out your drivers license, you give your IP address.
As your car crashes through the guardrail on the road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-)
You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.htm
You actually tried the above address.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
You start using smiley's in your snail mail.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Mom's got work to do" and you don't even have a job.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages" So you check it again.
You realize there is not a sound in the house and you have no idea where your children are.
Ok Ok.. Maybe I have just a FEW of these symptoms.. but certainly not ALL of them!! So what if I've been refered to as the...
What does that prove???
But, for all of you who think you might need help.. Just admit your addiction and click on the sign below!!
As for me... I might be dedicated maybe... but addicted???
Naaaaahhhhhhhhh.... Not me!!!
*giggle*
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