QUOTES
"Wow, she's skanktastic!"
Freshman
"Now, where did I put that soul of mine...ah, screw this."
Freshman
"..kind of like 'Lifeboat', only with zombies and bitey things."
Chris Stewart, IGN SciFi
"You haven't hit rock bottom until you've fought off three other drunks to suckle on a hungarian boobie pickle."
Mr. Wick, The Drew Carey Show
"I lost my mind years ago and we don't miss it one bit."
Freshman
"The daemons came to twist my mind and break my soul, and I welcomed them, and was enriched beyond your comprehension."
Freshman
"...regardless of my dislike for money i do very much like what
it can get me...love, chocolate inflatable-woman sex, and ju-ju beans. (or items of desperate
shortness such as food, gas, and five dollar whores, i mean...rent money)"
Pilate
"I just found out my cat is really a cross-dressing dog, so what do i feed it?"
Pilate
"When you're in the ghetto and the cops ask you you're name, don't tell them who robbed the bank."
Coach Walton
"If I wanted to see 13-year-old boobs i'd hang out by the junior high like my dad does."
Mark Hoppus, Blink 182
"They love me so fuck everybody else!"
Tom DeLonge, Blink 182
"The most special kind of love is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch."
Mark Hoppus, Blink 182
"Cheeze whiz, it's not just an artificial cheese product, it's a way of life."
Wierd Bobby
"If I were a girl, everytime I went to the gynocologist, i'd fake an orgasm."
Mark Hoppus, Blink 182
"No, Mr. Hamburger, you do not get a free tour of my lungs."
Freshman, after choking on a rogue crystal burger
"You shall suffer for the sins of your brother. Prepare to be mercilessly eaten."
Freshman, while preparing to eat the oter crystal burger mere seconds after choking on the first.
"...Of course its better that Wal-Mart. It's SUPER! If you were in trouble would you want your life to be in the hands of SUPER man or just 'man'? Huh?"
Freshman, why super wal-mart is better than wal-mart
"Where else can you buy a steak, golf balls, a blow torch, and condoms at 2 a.m.?"
Freshman, talking about Super Wal-Mart again
"Mmm, Lemonade. Just like mom used to make...in a can."
Mike, drinking country time lemonade...in a can
(high pitched)"OOOH! Butterscotch"
Freshman, 3 a.m. on the busride home from Grad Nite
"Ice hockey combines the best features of figure skating and World War II"
Alfred Hitchcock
"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people... and kill them."
unknown
"I have great faith in fools--self-confidence my friends call it"
Edgar Allan Poe
"Hell is other people"
Jean-Paul Sartre
"I need sex every day. But I could also read a book..."
Julio Iglesias
"Espionage is one of the world's two oldest professions. But the other one contains fewer amateurs and a higher morale"
Unknown
"You can get further with a friendly word and a gun, than you can with just a friendly word."
Al Capone
