QUOTES
"The geek shall inherit the Earth."
Freshman
"It scares even Hitler."
Erekose
"Better you than me."
Freshman
"But soon you'll pay oh yes you'll pay."
ErekoseDM
"IF IT WAS FATE THEN WHAT THE HELL DID I GET SHOT FOR?"
ErekoseDM
"Heroes aren't born, they're killed."
Freshman
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding."
Harvey Danger
"If my page is so bad why don't you have one?"
Freshman
"i need a couple more hours of sleep deprivation for the
perfection of insanity."
ErekoseDM
"They make him look more gay than Michael Jackson."
ErekoseDM
"Viva la drunken monkeys!!"
Freshman
"THE INSANITY WELL IS DRYING UP!!"
Freshman
"my grip on insanity shall not be shared with others! it is mine and mine
alone!"
Empress
"cheer dance spin dizzy fall ouch!"
Freshman
"intersting plan BUT WILL IT WORK?!!!"
Erekose
"Procrastination, but I can do that later."(in response to mike "what's everybody up to?")
Freshman
"you have to burn your computer and the internet now. . . burn net burn!"
Erekose
"You know, if insanity was something tangible I think it would look something like this."
Freshman
"Trying is the first step toward failing"
Freshman
"if you try to fail and succeed, did you really succeed or fail?"
Erekose
"Somebody throw me a gerbil, I have a plan to kill president clinton!"
Pilate22
"We will rule the Nether World and the Mole People as well!"
Pilate22
"It's not whether you suck or not, but how much you suck."
Gih
"Someone make me a sandwich, the Faerie King is hungry."
Pilate22
"If life is what you make it why does my life suck?"
Freshman
"I'm grounded. I can't leave my room until I kill David Silveria and steal his talent."
Erekose
"I want to go home and eat and fall asleep in the tub."
Erekose
Argh! Food in lungs! Must rinse it out with water!
Freshman, in response to above>
"I've been brain-dead for a long time now, if i had a brain i could tell you how long."
Jaime
"Where's my g-string Nazi!"
Pilate22
"Onion rings are the devil's work!"
Freshman
"Football and Nascar are very much alike in that they are most interesting when someone gets wrecked."
Freshman
"If boredom is a kingdom, then I am the f*ckin emperor!"
Freshman
"Hot dogs are filled with intestinal goodness."
Jimmy Kimmel (the man show)
"The Macarena went away, why won't this?"
Adam Carolla (the man show)
"We are like stupid little kids with both our hands in the cookie jar and the candy jar at the same time, and stuck in both."
Erekose
"maybe we should just get them some sort of flaming pastry item and put both their names on it and give them wads of cash or something akin to no thought"
Erekose
"Only two things are infinite --the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"I don't wish to inflame the oily zit of our relationship."
Nevoy
"She's pimpin' the 'Tussin!"
Freshman
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