Staight up...this page is about the puss rappers! My site used to have a section called Losers, where I had posted a list of suspect artists, and why I couldn't bring myself to buy their albums. Although, I was attacking these "rappers" relentlessly, it was all in fun. I got an overwhelming response. Over a hundred e-mails came pouring in. Some would give me props and tell me how funny it was...yet dozens would take offense, complain, and told me to "stop hating." One even suggested I was jealous of the artists' success, and probably couldn't rap any better than they did.
Well, I refuse to apologize for having an opinion and thinking for myself. I will continue to hate, and if anyone has a problem with it, leave. Get your own follower site, where you're free worship and dickride all of the talentless, radio sluts as much as you please. After looking at the Losers page, I realized that alot of it was subjective. You might like an artist for a reason I don't, and I can respect difference of opinion. So instead, this new section is more of an objective list of reasons why an "artist" is weak. I'm not calling out any rappers by name, or insulting anyone's work. I'm providing a universal standard for why an artist should loose respect. There are some exceptions, so if an artist applies to 2 or more cases, he's officially trash!!
...if your name stands for a really long acronym that stands for something meaningless
...if you have guest appearances on your album more than YOU appear yourself!!
...if you STILL use played metaphors like "I bring the pain like Method Man" or "I bust like a pimple."
...if you're male, but wear lip gloss and/or eye liner.
...if your cover took longer to make than your album.
...if you rap about murdering people and selling drugs, but claim you owe everything to god.
...if you claim anyone who doesn't like you is a "playa hater"
...if you brag about how many people you've killed, but also do songs about how we should "stop black on black violence" or "increase the peace."
...if you can't remember the words to your own songs
...if your concerts are sold-out, but everyone the audience isn't old enough to drive
...if you repeat the same word or phrase in every song (ex: "muuuurda," "bout it," "this is real, underground hip-hop," etc.)
...if you're named after a soft, feminine, silky fabric.
...if you started rapping 3 years before your album was on the shelf.
...if you claim you're with your label "for life" and then sign to another label and claim to be with them "for life."
...if the best part of your video is the half-naked women
...if ALL you rap about other rappers being wack, and how commercial rap is destroying hip-hop.
...if you're related to the person responsible for your recording contract.
...if you represent an area you don't live in.
...if you imitate animals on your songs ...if your album has more singing than rapping (except Lauryn, of course).
...if you claim to be a cop-hating gangster rapper, but run to police when you get bitch-slapped or shot at!
...if you use(steal) 2Pac song titles, and use his rap style/cadence.
...if you claim to represent hip-hop, but use no DJ.
...if someone else is writing your lyrics for you.
...if the only reason you're rapping is to "get off the streets."
...if you use the same song title more than once.
...if you make sounds like "woooohhh" and "uh huh" in the background of your raps.
...if you're named after a magic dragon.