101) If all of your pencils are sharpened on both ends, you're ghetto.
102) If your idea of exercise is going to the club, you're ghetto.
103) If your ol' lady has more golds than you, that's messed up.
104) If your grandmother "wrecks sh*t" on bingo night, you're ghetto.
105) If the term: "player hater" is in your vocabulary, you're ghetto.
106) If you lost your virginity while BET's Rap City was on, you're ghetto.
107) If you throw your bus pass out of the window so your boy can ride for free, you're ghetto.
108) If you think pencils still have lead, you're ghetto.
109) If you roll paper into a triangle and play "paper football," you're ghetto.
110) If you "don't have no nevermind," you ghetto.
111) If your nickname ends with "Dogg" or "Dawg," you're ghetto.
112) If your broom makes more dirt than it sweeps up, you're ghetto.
113) If you are a male with finger waves, you're ghetto.
114) If your home page starts with "What's up, fools," you're ghetto.
115) If you think it takes talent to rap like Missy Elliot, you're an idiot!
116) If anyone you know has ever been on a Greyhound bus, you're ghetto.
117) If you think Wu-Tang is a kung-fu movie, you're ghetto.
118) If you have to take off the top of your toilet to flush, you're ghetto.
119) If you can't wait 'til it's summer time so you can turn on the fire hydrant, you're ghetto.
120) If you go to family reunions and see over 10 people you've never met, you're ghetto.
121) If you know how to nigga-rig arcade machines to get extra credits, you're ghetto.
122) If "nigga-rig" is in your vocabulary, you're ghetto.
123) If your college professor raps, you're ghetto.
124) If you live in a house with a drive way, but have no car, you're ghetto.
125) If you are fat and where jerseys, you're ghetto.
126) If you've ever eaten chitterlings, you ghetto.
127) If you didn't know chitterlings wasn't actually pronounced: chitlins, you ghetto.
128) If you are fat and where spandex biker shorts so your thighs look like a bag of marbles, you're ghetto.
129) If your Tommy Hil shirt has a Hanes tag in the collar, you're ghetto.
130) If you wear "Damaged" or "Used" brand jeans, you're ghetto.
131) If you have a couch or sofa on your porch, you're ghetto.
132) If you have house speakers anywhere in your car, you're ghetto.
133) If your home address ends with "1/2," you're ghetto.
134) If you wash any body parts (including hair) in the kitchen sink, you're ghetto.
135) If you turn up the air when you start to stink instead of taking a shower, you're ghetto.
136) If you watch BET's Comic View and laugh at the jokes, you're ghetto.
137) If all of your friends are ghetto, you're ghetto.
138) If your guests won't even sit on your toilet, you're nasty.
139) If you and your cousin had 1 pair of skates and you each wore one shoe, you're ghetto.
140) If you smoke weed because cigarettes are bad for your health, you're ghetto.
141) If you have a "going away" block party, you're ghetto.
142) If you have no problem wearing those caps with foam in the front and plastic mesh in the back, you're ghetto.
143) If you still wear Cross Colors brand clothes and Malcom "X" caps, you're ghetto.
144) If your pets eat Doritos, you're ghetto.
145) If you ever thought the hip-hop group "Run DMC" was actually "Ron the MC," you're ghetto.
146) If your uncle taught you how to roll blunts, you're ghetto.
147) If you've ever worn a "Where's the Beef" shirt, you're ghetto.
148) If you use supermarket bags as trash bags, you're ghetto.
149) If your grandmother is you sole source of legal income, you're ghetto.
150) If your favorite shirt implies that you are 'bout it 'bout it, you're ghetto.
151) If you work at a fast food restaurant and are over 30 years old, you're ghetto.
152) If you wear short sleeve shirts that go down your mid-forearm, you're ghetto.
153) If you wear long sleeve shirts that come up to your mid-forearm, you're ghetto.
154) If your speakers cost more than your car, you're ghetto.
155) If you've ever called the psychic line, you're ghetto.
156) If you have bootleg jerseys with the wrong team colors, you're ghetto.
157) If you name your kids after cars you can't afford (for example: Mercedes, Porsha, etc.), you're ghetto.
158) If you sharpen pencils with knives or scissors, you're ghetto.
159) If you think the plural of the word "knives" is spelled "nifes," you're ghetto.
160) If your cheese just won't melt, then you're ghetto.
161) If your idea of fun is sitting on your porch and watching cars go by, you're ghetto.
162) If your appliances have to be hit 3 times in a certain rhythmic fashion to work, you're ghetto.
163) If you save up the small pieces of soap to make a big one, you're really ghetto.
164) If your dog has never seen outside, then you're ghetto.
165) If your car payment is more than your house payment, you're ghetto.
166) If you know how to make bootleg liquor, you're ghetto.
167) If your floor sqeaks when you walk, you're ghetto.
168) If you can roll blunts with your eyes closed, you're ghetto.
169) If your closet has a single "Member's Only" jacket, you're ghetto.
170) If you roll up the toothpaste tube, knowing there is not a full brush's worth of paste left, you're ghetto.
171) If your cousin is retarded, but no one will admit it, you're ghetto.
172) If you don't have time to brush your hair because you're late...so you put a cap on, that's normal. But if use your hands to pick out naps, mash down on your head and try to "mold your fro," you're ghetto.
173) If you don't have time to brush your teeth because you're late, and decide to lick the film of dirt off your teeth, you're ghetto.
174) If you know people that say they smoke crack to lose weight because "diets ain't healthy," you're ghetto.
175) If you think foreign affairs are Bill Clinton's ho's abroad, you're ghetto.
176) If your only knowledge of Shakespeare comes from Mac Mall's Hamlet, you're ghetto.
177) If you call your city "town" without it being the real name (Oak-town, Comp-town, H-town, Chi-Town and/or Ill-town), you're ghetto.
178) If you drink soft-drinks out brown-bags to look cool, you're ghetto.
179) If you watch movies because of the soundtrack, you're ghetto.
180) If you wear baggy pants down by the knees and don't have boxers on, you'll get arrested.
181) If you saw the movie Booty Call, you're ghetto.
182) If you're idea of a restaurant is MAC Donald's, you're ghetto.
183) If you still think Ice-T will make a come-back, wake up.
184) If you put on car-chase music everytime the police pull up behind your car, you're ghetto.
185) If you're afraid your grandma might smack you, you're ghetto.
186) If you start human-beat-boxing to songs on the radio, you're ghetto.
187) If you call Puff's remakes "the good version", you're a retard.
188) If your boxspring has piss stains on it (on BOTH SIDES), you're ghetto.
189) If you put a safety pin in your glasses, you're ghetto.
190) If you have a "knock hard" sign on your door because you or your bebe kid brothers and sisters broke the doorbell, you're ghetto.
191) If you have a "knock hard" sign on your door so your babydaddy won't catch you with his best friend, you triflin.'
192) If you have tape on your phone cord(because it keeps comin out), you're ghetto.
193) If you buy expensive, name brand clothes that have "Hanes" on the inside collar, you're ghetto.
194) If you've ever played "that's my car" or "kick the can," you're geniuniely ghetto.
195) If you've ever borrowed ice, you're ghetto.
196) If you eat pork & beans cold, you're ghetto.
197) If you use plastic, carboard, or a quilt as window replacement, you're ghetto.
198) If you've ever used stair rails or bushes as clothelines, you're ghetto.
199) If you've ever gotten in trouble in school and was told to write 500 sentences saying "I will not disrupt class anymore" and you write 500 "I"s, then 500 "will"s, then 500 "not"s, etc. you're ghetto.
200) If your hair is black, and your weave is red, you're ghetto.