What It's Like To Live In Hell
Well,here it is.What it's like to live in hell.No big
woop.But you may have been wondering a few things like what
I do,what I eat,what I wear,how I listen to my cds,etc.I've
realized you may be somewhat confused.That's what this page
is for.Here's the FAQ on how it is in hell.
I saw your CD list, but how do you listen to
these CDs in Hell?
Where do you get your CDs?
Why is your name Natalie?
You said earlier that you were lactose
intolerent. How is that so...?
Why are you Satan's best friend?
How do you have time to do this kind of
stuff on the internet?
What is it basically like in Hell so
I'll be ready?
What do you wear?
What do you eat?
Do you have hair?
What does your hair look like?
Why can't you show a picture of
yourself?
How come /la is used in your URL?
*I saw your CD list,but how do you listen to
these CDs in
hell? Wouldn't they just burn?
Good question.Satan isn't as bad as everyone thinks he
is.You may find this hard to beleive,but he made the cd
player way before I came.Yes that's right,he made it with
some old metal and burned the metal into place.I'm not sure
exactly how,but he's very smart.
*Where do you get your cds?
No idea.Lucifer got them for me.
*Why is your name Natalie?
Hmmm.That's one I've been trying to figure out for
years.Well,I can't remember what my old name was so Satan
gave me a new one.It means Christmas so I figure that it's
likes Satan's backfire against Christianity. I don't know.
*You said earlier that you were lactose
intolerent. How is
that so if you don't have any milk or dairy products?
I used to be lactose intolerent in my past life. I miss my
old body sometimes.
*Why are you Satan's best friend in hell?
I guess I just get on his good side. I don't whine about
how
hot it is, I don't beg for mercy, and I don't complain.I
help
govern this place. It can be fun sometimes.
*How do you have time to do this kind of
stuff on the
internet?
I usually do it on Mondays,since thats my day off.I also
have spare time to do it around 21:00.That's about 7 or 8
pm in your time.
*What is it basically like in hell so
I'll be ready?
OK heres another good one.I like you.If you're a regular
(which you will be unless Lucifer disposes of your
soul),you will be chained up and be made to sit there
without being able to talk or anything for most of the
day.You will be chained up to other people.If you talk you
will be hit on the head with a 1000 pound weight.This is
not fun.The rest of the day,you will be made to eat waste
from humans.This also isn't fun. Where do you think that
the
crap goes when it decomposes? Space?
*What do you wear?
A brown uniform like everyone else. Surprised? Don't be.
*What do you eat?
Well,I'm spared from the human waste.I don't want to
discuss the food subject.It's too painful.
*Do you have hair?
Yes I do,but not the regulars.The fire burns off their hair
before it grows that much.
*What does your hair look like?
Your getting kind of personal! Well,it's kinda weird.It was
died red,then my roots started showing and I highlighted it
blonde. So its red,blonde,brown,and barely shoulder
length. It never changed since I got here.
*You don't sound horribly ugly. Why can't
you show a picture
of yourself?
That's kinda weird too. If I show a pic of me,the picture
will show me as a monsterous horror. But if you see me as a
regular person, I'm very normal looking. Mirrors are the
same
way.
*How come /la (Louisiana) is used in your
URL?
Well, I had to pick one state, and Louisiana seemed as
close to hell as it gets so...
Well, I hope that answered most of your questions. If you
have any more, don't be afraid to email me. Thanks for your
time, BYE!!
The Realm Of Satan
Email: natalie_rox@webtv.net
