Things I Hate
Why I Hate Milk
I hate milk because it's nasty. I couldn't be forced to
drink that nasty crap. But maybe I don't like it because I'm
lactose intolerent. Yep,that's probably the reason.
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Why I hate Tripod
I hate Tripod because they're confusing. I tried to get a
page off of them for my seperate NIN page but no. They
screwed things all up because I didn't have a clear
understanding of how you make their pages. They should tell
their members how to do that kind stuff.
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Why I Hate Britany Spears, Ricky Martin, Backstreet Boys and all the boy groups who sing all together like a bunch of bitches.
This one needs no explanation. Well, actually it might. OK, no it don't. Unless you're a punk bitch who needs one (you probably like these bands too, huh?
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Why I Hate People That Can't Spell.
God, if you're gonna make a web page at least spell check
it. There hasn't been a page that I've been to that doesn't
have at least one mistake. Even Yahoo! has errors. Just check
with the Web Site Garage or something. In fact, I hate when people misspell their page so
much that if you find a mistake on my page, tell me exactly
where it is and I'll send you a dollar. That's right a WHOLE
buck. And that's if I think it's worth it. By the way,thanks to all the people who
e-mailed me telling me that "believe" was misspelled on the
"Why I Hate People..." entry. Sorry about that :)
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Why I Hate People That Send Me Hate Mail Because Of
This Page
This dude that saw my page sent me some e-mail that said, "F*** you Satan", in those exact words. Well,first of all I
am NOT Satan. Second of all,doing something like that is
what I call DISRESPECT. I mean even Satan's special
gatekeeper has respect for people (most people anyway). I
don't go around finding people's sites on God and e-mailing
them saying "F*** you God". If you don't believe the story
above, I will gladly forward the nice little message to you
if I still
have it.
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Why I Hate People Who Make Home Pages Without A
Real Reason
OK I hate to get rude here and I know a lot of people are
gonna get mad and disagree with me, but I can't stand when
people make homepages on themselves and about
themselves. Like, they'll put:
"Hi I live in Wisconsin and I'm 12.(Ugly school
picture here.)I have been to 47 states and I go to
(whatever school name is) school.I have 1 dog and 2
cats. My brother is getting married next week. I hate his
fiancé. I think she has the cooties."
(Annoying,blinking
graphic here that says "Email
Me"or
"Come Back Soon!".)
(Also,put in some MIDI music that
makes the page nauseating. Try "Hotel California" by The
Eagles. *shudder*)
I have some bad news to tell the people who have pages
like this: NOBODY CARES!!! Nobody cares about where you
live, or what you do in your spare time,or who your friends
are. If your gonna make a home page,have an actual purpose
for it! Take this page,for instance. It tells about me
living in hell which,I might add, is different because it
shows how hell is going to be like when you get there. My page has activities and things that some people might think are interesting. All WBS pages don't count though, because it's supposed to tell
about you. So before you make a page,think about how and if, it's going to interest the public. Or at least some of the
public.
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Why I Hate People Who Wear WWJD
Merchandise
Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna start nagging Christians
or anything, but they've overdone the WWJD (What Would
Jesus Do) thing. It's turned into a scary trend. Everywhere I
look, even from the bottom of my pit in hell, I see those
letters on bracelets,shirts,churches,and even caps.Here's
my opinion: What Would Jesus Do? He wouldn't wear faggot
bracelets and shirts that say WWJD.
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The Realm Of Satan
