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7-28-98
Today's lovely topic: Cops and donuts. You see it on TV all the time, some fat
cop gorging himself on loads and loads of donuts like a somewhat educated Homer
Simpson. And then you say, "O, but cops don't really eat donuts. They have to run
around and chase criminals and be in shape." I used to think so too.
Not true kids. Where I live, we used to have a Dunkin' Donuts with a drive-thru
lane. One day I was going by there and I saw about three cop cars lined up at the
window. They could have gone to Burger King or KFC down the street. They could have
gone next door and gotten ice cream or pancakes, or gone across the street and gotten
some nice healthy bread. But did they? Nooooo.
I don't know if they were particularly fat or anything, but it's obvious that
these were very lazy people who didn't want to get out of their cars and eat the most
disgusting thing they possibly could. Cause Dunkin' Donuts are extremely nasty. Well,
okay, they could have gotten KFC and that would be pretty gross too. But Dunkin'
Donuts are the lowest of the low, the grossest of the gross. I'm sorry, but I don't
wanna eat a big greasy donut with pink plastic frosting and sprinkles. Maybe it's
because I ate a whole bag of donut holes from Dunkin' Donuts when I was a little kid
and puked my guts out. But Dunkin' Donuts are so disgusting! Those cops could have
driven about half a mile and gone to Krispy Kreme, a much better place to go if you
want deep-fried lardmuffins.
Krispy Kreme.... this brings me to what happened today to prompt me to write
this thing. I was on the bus on my way downtown to get some pics scanned for your
viewing pleasure. Coincidentally, this bus goes right by the aforementioned Krispy
Kreme store. While the bus was stopping, I saw this cop run across 4 very hectic
lanes of traffic and go bolting in to the Krispy Kreme. Donut emergency? I doubt it.
But at least he ran.
Your friend
--Lolita--
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