Age:60 (according to one episode)
Occupation: Owner of the Leftorium (items for left-handed persons)
Education: PhD in mixology
Prize possesions:his Bible, Propane Elaine (gas grill), Shirt that says "Maude loves Ned," Assasins sneakers, his RV, Everything else is loaned out to Homer (i. e. his TV tray).
Favorite book: the Bible
Pet peeve: Maude underlining passages from his Bible.
Ned's notepad: reads "From the Noggin of Ned."
Ned's speed dial: "Reverend-Home," "Reverend-Work," "Recycling Center," "Book mobile."
Quotable Quo-diddlly-otes: "All right, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight."
"I guess I know why they call them rapids, and not slowpids, huh?"
"Okilly-dokilly"
"...Nachos, Flanders style. That's cucumbers with cottage cheese."
"(to Bart) Oh, okay, duuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow maaan! Here's a catch phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey buddy, got a quarter?"
(Homer to Ned) "Ned, you so craaaazay."
Maude Flanders - Ned's wife
Favorite book: the Bible
Quote: "Neddy doesn't believe in insurance; he considers it a form of gambling."
Todd Flanders - Ned's dorky son
Nicknames: Todd-meister, Study Buddy, Toddsky.
Sports: miniature golf
Favorite food: Pixi Stix
Quote: "How come we only get to go to church three times a week?"
Rod Flanders - Ned's other dorky son
Positive influences:His family
Negative influences: Homer and Bart
Quote: "Daddy, can I annoint the sores on his feet?"
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Simpsons episodes featuring Ned Flanders