What was that !?!?
"I can't find it"
"You found an easier way to do it, huh?"
"I'll quit...if you stop poking me!"
"Go on Jenny, rub it, you know you want to."
"Well, I'm not doing it with you"
"We're just screwing with your head man."
"I can't believe you're so afraid of little rubber things."
"You lost your thingy."
"you have to look for a long one like Rick has."
"you like them when they're dangling don't you Jenni"
"Oh, and I didn't do it, okay."
"You can't get it in and I can't get it out."
"You want me to do something with Troy?"
"I can't get it out of the hole."
"I didn't say jump on the guy with the stick."
"Well, Rick's the one who's dying to get inside."
"He wasn't in the corner today, he was in the middle...of two
guys."
"I've been doing it all day."
"Was it caught?"
"He didn't wanna do that way."
"He don't have a head no more."
"Mine's limp now."
"I know I stuck it in there, but now I can't find it..."
"Do ya'll want me to do that to Blair's too?"
"She ate me all up."
"I can't do everybody this way."
"Now she's gonna come rub my head after she's been doin' that."
"Tell me when to stop."
"How come yours came out bigger than all the rest?"
"He got me excited."
"I got alot today."
"Ryan doesn't have one"
"I wanna do my Big Bird!"
"I meant to put it in there."
"I don't know how to do small, ity-bity ones."
"I held it and tried to warm it up."
"I need 3 more inches."
"Tell him to get off."
"This ain't that hard."
"I have a Big Bird."
"I want it now!"
"Your brother NEEDS to smack himself."
"You see, I like to do it, because after it gets hard..."
"I wanna play with Skeet Ulrich"
"I get Ben, but I'm not gonna beat him up."
"You gotta do Ben too."
"Somebody gave me money cuz I stuck them up."
"Swimming and sex party...wanna come?"
"Get your hand away from there!"
"It got stuck in my mouth."
"Come on! Help me out here!"
"Brandon! Give it to me."
"No! Don't touch 'em!"
"Gosh it's big!"
"We're gonna make it anyway."
"They said it was too small."
"Well, he was on inside and I was on the outside..."
"My thing is crooked."
"This sucks! I've been doing that for like...all hour!"
"This thing was too soft."
"Let's go do it."
"Nobody in here has been in my room."
"He put his stick in the ground."
"Look what I did! I broke my little thingy...I broke it right
off!"
"Now I'll never get it back in."
"It won't fit."
"It's 3 colors!...and it's skinny!"
"Don't touch it!"
"I'm rubbing his head."
"Don't pull it off!"
"Stop it Aaron!...Aaron don't!"
"Sometimes it's good to be soft."
"Look Aaron...some are soft and some are hard...they're mostly
soft."
"No! You can't have sex with my sister."
"You're not gonna do it for us?"
"I need everything!"
"I can't do this!"
"Look! Hormone Cream!"
"Man, stop screwing with my head."
"It's big and hangin'"
"The hardest way to go is with a hard on."
"Sticking is a man's way of saying hello."
"You can do it. Even I can do it...Do it Ben!"
"You haven't seen it!?"
"Hey, is that a birdie up there?"
"I don't feel like going play."
"Her cat ate it all out."
"I'm looking for the bigger ones."
"You just put it in there and move it around."
"Look! She's got it in!"
"You don't have to reach for it."
"My tongue is in it."
"Yes! They're stuck together!"
"You can play with it if you want."
"That was my stick Rachel!"
"I dropped it!"
"No Jenni, I'm gonna put it in my mouth."
"Mine's longer!"
"Awww...mine broke!...I gotta get a new one now."
"I like both ways."
"This thing is getting pretty hard."
"It feels good when you suck on it."
"If I can get it, I'm gonna do it."
"Better be careful, or he will shoot you with his goat."
"Jenni! Jenni! He broke the bird!"
"Don't jerk it!"
"Miss, my stick don't work."
"Mine's soft."
"I had to use my balls."
"Oh! That's the bird! The one you shake!"
"I don't even remember how to do this."
"You gotta make it small enough to fit in the hole."
"Oh! I'm doing it to."
"Robert...give me my cloths...Robert!"
"Give it here! I'll eat it!"
"Give us a hard one"
"I ate him"
"I wetted on myself."
"No, not; that hard, not yet."
"It's stuck in there again!"
"I put my finger...I jabbed my finger in there and made a hole."
"You suck more than I do."
"I'm gonna come on YOU fatso!"
"The one with the thingys on it"
"I almost wetted myself"
"Let's go get wet again."
"I couldn't get a smaller one."
"How in the hell do you loosen this crap!?"
"Look at my monkey."
"The owls ate my cat."
"Galee! It's small, huh!?"
"Hey! That's mine to break!"
"You lied to me! I see the ball!"
"I can't lose something I never had."
"We're all gonna do something"
"I MUST have it!"
"That's my rough thing"
"I'm not eating anything that comes out of your pants."
"The girls' look longer and the boys' look smaller."
"I'm stuck!"
"Let me see what you have on your thing"
"Let's do it!"
"She can't get her thing out."
"Ow! Who's on top of me?"
"Not only is it hard to get out, it's hard to chew."
"Come play with me."
"Look! I can fit in the holes!"
"Actually it fits in the hole"
"Her thing came off with soap and water!"
"Why is he saying 'ow'? He can't stick it in."
"If someone were pulling my legs open...noway!"
"This is my little ball."
"I got to stick it back in"
"This is my poking stick"
"The hard ones are better...the soft ones are too chewy."
"Hey! My thingy fell!"
"You can't have it again"
"He took my thing and ran away with it."
"Well, what to do? That's why I need you."
"Did anybody do it?"
"The thing was this small"
"Put the hard on us."
"Well, at least you could grab it."
"I've done it twice"
"God, you're one big guy."
"Well, after its been in your mouth, what's the use?"
"It just popped off...like AAAHHH!"
"Why don't you just do it Elizabeth?"
"Can I have it now?"
" It's hard...it's hard to do, so its better to work in groups."
"Jenni, please show me how to do it"
"Would you stop touching me!"
"Man, that sucks, the thing fell off."
"Jenni, you gotta poke the holes."
"Get off! Get off! Get off!"
"Do the worms"
"I think its broken, its leaking on its own."
"Put your fingers there and there and don't let go"
"Should I chew it, crack it, or suck it?"
"I got blisters from the vibrations."
"Its so small that I can't find it"
"You want to feel the indentions"
"Open up!"
"I wanna see those things"
"Oh my god! It won't go in!"
"It's big like your dad's "
"You can do me twice."
"I lost my thing"
"I'm gonna do it, but I don't want Mrs. Domingue to see me."
"Rick! Heidi said to get off!"
"There was something you had done with it. What was it?"
"Your fingers can't move fast enough."
"I can't get it to go straight."
"Did your boyfriend teach you that, or did you learn it yourself?"
"It's not there anymore."
"When in doubt, whip it out"
"I'm playing in my corner."
"I don't really think about it, I just eat it."
"Okay. We're starting. What do you wanna do? How far do you
wanna go?"
"Now, where's my ball?'
"I wanna play with your thing."
"That's a weird looking hole."
"I can't go up, mine just goes down."
"Would you please get off from being on top of me?"
"I haven't gotten that far yet."
"Alex, why don't you milk Ryan again."
"He's beating him!"
"Give it to me!"
"ooh, ooh, its stuck...I'm serious ya'll...its stuck!"
"Hey Kelly, you wanna see my monkey?"
"I wanna do it with Kelly"
"You can't do it!"
"How do you do it Nat? Show me."
"It's always better the first time around."
"It shrunk."
"Hey Blair, you have some balls I can play with?"
"Hey! Ya'll are beating me!"
"Hey Blair, did you see my bird? I'm blowing it up."
"I can't get it off."
"I can take it off."
"It don't open very wide."
"You knew you could get it, huh?"
"There's nothing there."
"Can I inhale your helium?"
"I think you need an ejection."
"Don't play with me Heidi."
"You want to see my big stubby?"
"I hit my stick on the ground and it broke."
"We're all going to take off out belts and beat you."
"You got a guy friend named Dick!?"
"Leave my pencil alone Heidi"
"Fine then, ya'll aren't getting a ride from me."
"You can do it again."
"Ryan, do this. I wanna see your muscle."
"No, you can't have this hole."
"Stop. You're gonna make me want to."
"How long is he?"
"Mrs. Bonnie...what cha bangin' on?"
"We're gonna do E.T. tomorrow."
"Is my thing long enough?"
"He did it to a pipe."
"They just go around eating people."
"That's too big for me."
"I think I can do it."
"Don't touch my thing! It'll fall apart!"
"Don't play with my ball."
"That's the wrong hole!"
"He's getting it!"
"It's poking me!"
"Keep a firm grip on the rod and don't stop till I tell you."
"Let me see it!"
"She pulled it out!"
"I didn't know where the head goes."
"I still have people to do."
"I can't get going"
"On Thursday, we will have an oral."
"Do it until I tell you to stop!"
"Come on, I think we can do it."
"Don't try to shoot it in her mouth"
"...And boy that hacked him off."
"Because all the excitement's on the inside."
"I already did him man!"
"The balls were left in the rough."
"Ew!...It smells like rotten fish!"
"Can't rip mine off...tried."
"Mine's big again now."
Care for ....
A Chemistry Description:
"Some things are round with holes, some are long and smooth,
some
are threaded, some are solid, and some are round and threaded."
--The Unspeakables
How about....
A Little Song:
"Put it in, take it out, move it all about...."
Well, at least have some....
Conversations:
"I like the nuts."
"I don't."
"What?"
"Like the nuts."
"...and that's when you put your feet on Mark's head."
"Yeah, I hadn't known it was showing, then when I saw it poking
out
of the blanket, I hurried and covered it up"
"My thing zips up, what about yours?"
"Oh, my thing is velcro"
"My stick is broken too."
"I told you, these aren't the good sticks."
"Want half of mine?"
"They just aren't the good sticks."
"I'm gonna, like, need a ride"
"I can give you a ride."
"Rick's gonna need a ride too."
"Well, I can give him a ride too."
"Uh! It smells nasty! What is that?"
"Cream! What else!?"
"Do you ever get tired of sucking on one thing too long?"
"Yeah, like this one. By the time you get to the juice,
your mouth
gets tired."
"My stick broke."
"And now you're sucking on it."
"Ew...I'm all sticky now."
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