Client : Darren Alistair Welcome Nickname(s) : Captain Spanker , Spanky Title : Lamer King Awards : Lamer of the year 1997, Most Spanked in a Stairwell 1996-98 Ambition : To be the 1st man to "Spank" on the moon Favourite movie : Bambi Favourite Pastimes : Spanking to afore mentioned movie, Stabbing furniture, leaving the caps lock on, General unwarranted Violent behaviour Drink of choice : Light Beer, Perrier, Penis Colada (shaken, not stirred)
Favourite Song: Cherry Pie, Warrant. Quotes : "spanky to the rescue" , "have hand will spank" Role Model: Steve Urkel
Starring Role: Spanky recently starred in a new Eddie Murphy movie called Doctor Dolittle, if you see the movie you can recognise spanky dressed in a dog costume and answering to the name of "LUCKY" PS: Be sure to check out the adventures of Lucky (aka spanky) at the vet
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