The List of Current Targets
| NAME | ADDRESS | Status |
Darren "spanky" Welcome |
Darren_Welcome@Ansett.com.au |
TFG |
| Blue_Rose | cmbates@hotmail.com | Phase 1 |
| Lavalite | On Loc | Research Phase |
| Ron "Wany" Smith | daniel.last@bdw.com.au. | Phase 1 |
| Vance "Crazy Balls" | VPH@yallara.cs.rmit.edu.au | Phase 3 |
| On Loc | Research Phase | |
| pkondos@upstream.com.au | Phase 3 | |
| xlr8r@internetopia.net.au | Attempt 2 after TFG | |
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Campaign Definitions
Phase 1: First Contact. Letter of Warning.
Phase 2: Response received from the Nominee lamer, usually "who are you?", or "I am not a Lamer". If no response then secondary warning given.
Phase 3: Kurgen reads the response and appoints a head Horsemen to the chase. This is the lead Horseman, and he leads the campaign in tandem with the remaining three HorseMen. The lead Horseman then prepares a list of commandments that the nominated Lamer must follow for them to save their soul from eternal lamerness. a List of questions, usually in riddle form is also given to the lamer, to set their mind a thinkin'.
Phase 4: The results of the tasks given to the aforementioned Lamer are gathered and discussed at a dinner at the round table, and it is then decided what further action is required. The High Hunt continues until their soul is rescued or they reach TFG status..
TFG: Too Far Gone. All attempts at a rescue have failed, and the Lamer has been left to rot in their own private hell. Occasionally a second attempt will be made for recovery if we feel pity. Kurgen Kruger sometimes sets us a challenge that he feels too great for us to make us feel the humility of the Lamer.
To nominate a target, please email us at lamer_hunters@hotmail.com. Nominations will be dealt with discretely and seriously. All Lamers are given a fair hearing, and only those destined for hell will be sent there, our job is only to expedite that journey and provide a service for mankind.
Email: lamer_hunters@hotmail.com
"Over 10,666 served so far"
