The List of Current Targets
Darren "spanky" Welcome
|Lavalite||On Loc||Research Phase|
|Ron "Wany" Smithemail@example.com.||Phase 1|
|Vance "Crazy Balls"||VPH@yallara.cs.rmit.edu.au||Phase 3|
|On Loc||Research Phase|
|firstname.lastname@example.org||Attempt 2 after TFG|
Phase 1: First Contact. Letter of Warning.
Phase 2: Response received from the Nominee lamer, usually "who are you?", or "I am not a Lamer". If no response then secondary warning given.
Phase 3: Kurgen reads the response and appoints a head Horsemen to the chase. This is the lead Horseman, and he leads the campaign in tandem with the remaining three HorseMen. The lead Horseman then prepares a list of commandments that the nominated Lamer must follow for them to save their soul from eternal lamerness. a List of questions, usually in riddle form is also given to the lamer, to set their mind a thinkin'.
Phase 4: The results of the tasks given to the aforementioned Lamer are gathered and discussed at a dinner at the round table, and it is then decided what further action is required. The High Hunt continues until their soul is rescued or they reach TFG status..
TFG: Too Far Gone. All attempts at a rescue have failed, and the Lamer has been left to rot in their own private hell. Occasionally a second attempt will be made for recovery if we feel pity. Kurgen Kruger sometimes sets us a challenge that he feels too great for us to make us feel the humility of the Lamer.
To nominate a target, please email us at email@example.com. Nominations will be dealt with discretely and seriously. All Lamers are given a fair hearing, and only those destined for hell will be sent there, our job is only to expedite that journey and provide a service for mankind.
"Over 10,666 served so far"