Artists depiction of War
(A) AGE: Knew Adam personally
(S) Gender: Male
(L) City : I reside in conflict
Date of Birth: When Adam told Eve that men are better *slap*
Place of Birth: Mankinds dark heart
Phone: Don't call me I'll call you
Status : Lord High Executioner of Lamers
Current Operation : The High Hunt
Limits: Lamers, they shall be removed from the face of the earth in the cleansing flames of destruction. Also, when bar tenders put straws in your drinks.
Interests:Lamer slaying, drinking, lamer slaying, weaponry, lamer slaying and an active member in greenpeace.
People I admire the most: Pauly shaw, Ronald McDonald, Rasputin, BrotherDeath666, BrotherFamine, BrotherPestilence, Peter Andre.
Description: First Disciple of Kruger Kurgen, Lord of the High Hunt and also the Horsemens fashion consultant. Known as "He who seeks and finds the hidden lamer", a renowned purist who sees Lamers as an afront to any rational being.
Awards: Most Injuries inflicted in a croquet match 1802 - 1939, Weapon Designer of the Year 1908 - 1969, Next Spice Girls 1998, Best World Wars I+II, Most Lamer Slayings in a Season (record 1428 championship wins), and 100 plus lamers in a season on more than 845 occasions.
To be continued................
"I'm just a Lamer Slayer, he said cheerfully"
"Hasta la vista, Lamer"