Dad's
in the Bathroom
Dad's in the
bathroom!
Turn on the fan!
Avoid all the vapors
as much as you can!
Mom's stuffing
towels
under the door
and hopes that the odor
won't buckle the floor.
She's tried
using sprays,
you must understand,
but most of the sprays
just stay in the can.
They know what
they're in for.
They don't stand a chance
against air pollution
when dad drops his pants.
He peels lots
of paint
from our bathroom walls
and off of the doorway
that leads to the hall.
We've tried
putting charcoal
in his evening meal
but still, every morning,
more paint's gonna peel.
Sometimes he's
embarrassed,
but I think he's proud.
It's manly to do that,
for crying out loud!
It's something
he's good at.
I'm sure he's the best,
and most of his buddies
are very impressed.
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