| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 76.7% Never taken out of the packaging | 63.6% |
| Shamelessness | 95.2% Has yet to see self in mirror | 78.4% |
| Sex Drive | 97.4% The Pope is envious | 76.6% |
| Straightness | 80.4% Just go fuck something, okay? | 42.8% |
| Gayness | 98.2% Repressed, are we? | 81.8% |
| Fucking Sick | 96.5% Refreshingly normal | 89.1% |
| You are 90.03% pure Average Score: 71.3% | ||
