Brendan is a typical Australian white yobbo. His worst drunken experience would have
been the night by the Yarra River where the Year 12s at MHS of 2000 all
partied to celebrate the last week of school. Will and I had to assist him
home as he was unable to walk properly and stunk of vomit from Owen Rich's
He is allegedly enrolled at Deakin University
"studying" Teaching but has plans of transferring to
Physiotherapy. However, it is understandable to mistake him for not being
a Uni student at all as he is he more commonly seen at Highpoint or at
2000, he entered an indoor cricket team into the Box Hill Indoor Sports
Centre named "Point Blank". One year later, the name has changed
to "Thick Edge" and Premiers of Division 5. The common members
of the team are: Brendan, Will, Copps, Adam, Justin and myself. With other
players required to fill in for any absentees.
first met Brendan in Year 12 while playing cricket during lunch times. But
we didn't actually talk or spent time together until our school exchange
program to Sydney in April. We were lucky to return to our billets homes
unharmed after wondering the dangerous streets of Sydney at night.
yellow car brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Looks like this
place was hit by a bomb". His driving is as safe as a broken condom.
We have all managed to cheat death on numerous occasions.
now studies at VUT in Footscray. Can't be bothered explaining why. But
it's near Highpoint and Nit's place so wagging is much easier now.
constantly be seen with his trademark blue beaney. Likes to gamble.
Barracks for the Essendon bombers which will be known as the team to play
in finals if you want to win your first flag or final against. Just as the
Brisbane Lions won their first Premiership against the bombers, and Port
Adelaide Power won their first ever final against the Bombers after
numerous of loses before.
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