Greetings!
Due to the numerous requests that I have had for the lyric sheet from my last piece, I thought it would be better to make it available for this piece.
I hope you all enjoy hearing this as I did making it.
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Treadlok

Where's My Bucket?
-Parody of Zoot Suit Riot
-Lyrics by Treadlok

Look at that mare standing over there,
Standing in a squat with her tail in the air.
Winking like crazy, just to beat the band.
Asking me point blank if I'm her man.
Yes, sweetheart, I'd love to,
more than anything else.
But at seventeen hands girl,
I'd never reach unless,

Where's my bucket?
I need that height adjustment device.
Where's my bucket?
Just about a foot would suffice.
Where's my bucket?
I think she hid it, yea, and teasin's not nice.
Where's my bucket?
When I find it, yea, she'll pay the price.
WHERE IS IT?!?

I know I left it over here,
Hoping and praying for it to appear.
I've got to find it soon, yes I must.
This raging hard-on's about to bust.
I've got no stumps around here,
this pasture's fairly clean.
Maybe the hood of my car,
but I'd really have to lean.

Where's my bucket?
I need it to get up there.
Where's my bucket?
You know this just really isn't fair.

Alright, Where's my bucket?
Now where'd you hide my bucket?
You know I need that bucket!

You're just too tall
to mate without aid.
Maybe if you lay down
the piper'd get paid.
Maybe a ha-a-and stand
would give me the height I need.
But when I would finish,
my nose would bleed.

Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
for a pair of carpenter stilts.
But with my bad balance,
I wouldn't stand, just tilt.

Where's my bucket?
I found it laying right over here.
I've got my bucket!
Yes girl, the time is near.
I'll set my bucket,
Soon I'll be cumming outta your ears.
I'm on my bucket,
We haven't been this horny in years.

I'm glad I found my bucket!
I'm humping on my bucket!
I'm falling off my bucket!!!!!!!!

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Look at that mare standing over there,		0:32
Standing in a squat with her tail in the air.
Winking like crazy, just to beat the band.	0:37.5
Asking me point blank if I'm her man.
Yes, sweetheart, I'd love to,			0:42
more than anything else.
But at seventeen hands girl,			0:48
I'd never reach unless,

Where's my bucket?				0:53
I need that height adjustment device.
Where's my bucket?
Just about a foot would suffice.
Where's my bucket?				1:03
I think she hid it, yea, and teasin's not nice.
Where's my bucket?
When I find it, yea, she'll pay the price.
WHERE IS IT?!?					1:13

I know I left it (sittin) over here,		1:24
Hoping and praying for it to appear.
I've got to find it soon, yes I must.		1:29
This raging hard-on's about to bust.
I've got no stumps around here,			1:34
this pasture's fairly clean.
Maybe the hood of my car,			1:40
but I'd really have to lean.

Where's my bucket?				1:45
I need it to get up there.
Where's my bucket?				1:50
You know this just really isn't fair.

Alright, Where's my bucket?			2:00
Now where'd you hide my bucket?			2:05
You know I need that bucket!			2:10

You're just too tall				2:21
to mate without aid.
Maybe if you lay down				2:26
the piper'd get paid.
Maybe a ha-a-and stand				2:31
would give me the height I need.
But when I would finish,			2:37
my nose would bleed.				2:40

Oh, I think I'd sell my soul			2:41.5
for a pair of carpenter stilts.
But with my bad balance,			2:47
I wouldn't stand, just tilt.

Where's my bucket?				2:53
I found it laying right over here.
I've got my bucket!
Yes girl, the time is near.
I'll set my bucket,				3:03
Soon I'll be cumming outta your ears.
I'm on my bucket,				3:08
We haven't been this horny in years.

I'm glad I found my bucket!			3:17
I'm humping on my bucket!
I'm falling off my bucket!!!!!!!!

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