Ladies and Gentlemen
Wow...first match and they already got me taking out the trash of the fed.
Prove Yourself Neo looked like he was on his way, but then dropped back down in the rankings. Now he must prove himself against IW rookie Detrick Scott. Hello Boys and girls, my name is Detrick Scott and I am your Prince of Corruption. You all are in for a treat May the 22nd, because I get to Empty The Caucasian Trash.I really can't complain, because I figured it's a easy win to begin my undefeated process. No really...he isn't a threat to me. I haven't really heard of this guy but based on the fact that he named himself after a movie character is really, well...cheesy. Now momma always said "Never judge a book by it's cover" but I've done some research and well I came up with what he is...a big slice of NOTHING. I mean even the streets says so...check it. ...The streets... Detrick: Sir! Sir! Have you heard of Neo? Guy #1: Neo...from IW? Detrick: Yes. Guy #1: Yea I have...he's the biggest [ voice over ] loser I've ever saw that wrestled in IW...Your going to kick his ass Detrick Scott, and I love you man. Detrick:....... See, I told you so. ............... What you don't believe me? Well, I have a old projected film on you titled "The Neo We Never Knew" ...Roll Footage...
...end footage... Now you believe me? Damn! What?! Oh now I'm mean because I talked about poor little neo, hey...suck it up, grow some balls and enjoy the barrowed time...pussy.
{Man it's been a long ass time since I've been away. Four months to be exact...same crib, same car, same girl, same right hand nigga.
We all just chillin, I'm drinking some orange juice since I've gave up not only drinking, but smoking as well. We watching some Martin...classic shit.}
Gina: Baby when did that puppy get here?
Martin & Detrick:
Gina....That ain't no damn puppy it's a RAT!
{Martin elbow drops the rat as I start to laugh, Kendra gives me the disgusted look and
Marv just falls asleep on the damn couch.}
Detrick:
Ya'll punks just don't know quality television when you see it.
Kendra:
Detrick, you seen this damn episode like Twenty times...get over it.
...Flashback 4 months ago....
Martin & Detrick:
Gina....That ain't no damn puppy it's a RAT!
...Current Time...
Detrick:...Haters
Kendra: Whatever, you just mad because we all got rid of Martin and you didn't...let's watch some American Idol.
Detrick:
Da fuck is American Idol?
Detrick: Jerry Springer still comes on? ...2 old folks are just sittin there...
Detrick: Slapping the shit out of Marv before saying... Wake the fuck up...we going to Wendy's.
Marv: Do I get what I want this time?
Detrick: Now Marv...remember the last time when I got you that spicy chicken burger?
...Last Week...
Detrick: Now Marv...remember the last time when I got you that frosty?
...Last Week, but 5 minutes later...
...snap back into current time...
{Marv starts to cry on my shoulder...I just look down at him and head towards the car. "Just a
Moment" By: Nas ft. Quan bangs in my stereo, as Kendra gets inside. From the side the
sort of looks like Wolverine from X-Men...back to the narrating.
We go through the drive through since Kendra's "My hair ain't done" blah blah. (:-\).
{Anyway...We drive home, on the way there some hobo jumps on top of my car.}
Hobo: Wash your windows?
Marv: Oh shit...He speaks!
Kendra: Detrick get him off the car!
Detrick: Cracker get the fuck off my car!
{I turn on the windshield wipers and nothing happens...Marv starts to cry...16 years old and he's crying!?!
I swerve left to right, then hit the breaks...he action rolls off the car then lays there.}
Kendra: Oh My God...Detrick I think you killed him.
Detrick: I KILLED HIM?! What do you mean I Killed Him?! That crazy homeless dude was on my damn
windshield mirror talking about some "Wash your windows." ...Marv go out there and see if he's okay.
Kendra: Detrick you go do it.
{Why is she always asking me to do something...now I see why Marv is so
scary. I open the door and out of nowhere falls a Mortal Kombat II Arcade System right on top of the hobo.}
Everybody: ..........
{What the hell? I just shake my head, Marv and Kendra cover's there mouth and I keep driving...this was a fucked up ass day.}
OOC: It's been a while...shit....give me some time, like another RP.
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