A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down there." An objective person came along and said, "Well, it's logical that someone would fall down there." A Christian scientist came along and said, "You only THINK that you're in that pit." A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits." A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit. A news reporter wanted an exclusive story on his pit. A fundamentalist said, "You deserve your pit." A Calvinist said, "If you had been saved, you would have never fallen into that pit." A Wesleyan said, "You were saved and still fell into that pit."A charismatic said, "Just confess that you are not in that pit." A realist said, "Now THAT'S A PIT." A geologist told him to appreciate the rock strata in the pit. An IRS man asked if he was paying taxes on his pit. The county inspector asked if he had a permit to dig the pit. An evasive person came along and avoided the subject altogether. A self pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY pit." An optimist said, "Things could be worse." A pessimist said, "Things will get worse." Jesus seeing the man reached down and took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.