Derka Rice Jihad

Rice is the most horrendous atrocity that has ever been witnessed by humans. Ever. If you aren't familiar with this concept, just look in the local mall's parking lot. There, you are guaranteed to spot at least 12 ricers. "What is a ricer?", you might ask.

A ricer has:

1. A large wing.
2. A grotesque body kit.
3. Decals (including NOS stickers, Skulls and Crossbones, a Confederate Flag, etc.).
4. Flames, or other equally as queer graphics.
5. Spinning hubcaps from Wal-Mart, or worse, K- Mart.
6. A loud exhaust system ("Thunder Can").
7. Doing any of the above to an automatic.
8. Parts that you paint yourself with spray paint from Auto Zone.
9. Neons anywhere on the car.

If you happen across a particularly hideous ricer, and want to see it apear on this website, take a picture and send it here.

Rice Photo Gallery

This is an example of a typical ricer: