As Merzbow once said "chhhzphzzchroaarghhghgghhhhhkrazzpqqqzzpchacha" Quite. And so to this, spastic long player number 3, and maybe his last, recorded Just prior his near fatel stabbing . 90 long minutes of noize, glitch, stupid, dirt pop, tape-cobblers and absolute proof that any twat with a PC can make half decent music (3/8 at least).

Audio/Spastic ' Like. Cat. Dog. Eloise. ' (LP 2000) TRACK LISTING: SIDE ONE - 1: LESBIAN SCHOOLGIRL PICNIC 2: PRIAPIC MORSEL [1] 3: QUESTION 1 4: CRAZY GURL ! 5: CLEAN LIVING 6: LIFE ON THE FUN RUN 7: W.L.T.M.S.W.F.W.G.S.O.H 8: FLADDER 9: NOT JUST PINK BUT RONG... 10: SWIM UPSTREAM / NEW LABIA NEW DANGER   SIDE TWO - 1: HORSE FOODING 2: SILLINESS (THEME FROM [SIC]) (REFRAIN) ? 3: AMERICA AND EVANGELIST Y'ALL 4: DIANERR 5: ASTHMIASMUS 6: I AM A WOSP 7: PRIAPIC MORSEL [2] 8: LSP [BRANDON COCK-BLOCKING BALEARIC BITCH-ASS REMIX] 9: YASHMAK BOOGALOO 10: READY WHEN YOU ARE 11: THE BALLAD OF FAT GOOSE 12: LIKE.CAT.DOG.ELOISE   TRAUMA 041 / MC019 - 90 Minutes audio cassette (first 13 copies sold came in very pretty hand drawn envelopes)