Dead Ugly People
(From Sick Sick Shit - www.angelfire.com/ky2/sick)
A bus full of ugly people got into an accident and all the uglies died and went to heaven.
God says "Since your lives were so hard because I made you ugly, you can each have one wish granted before you go in."
The first guys says, "I've been ugly all my life, I want to be beautiful." And so it was done.
The next guy thought that was a good idea so he wished the same and so on down the line.
Now the entire time he had been granting wishes, God was hearing someone way at the back laughing. Finally the last person stepped up giggling.
"What is your wish?" asked God
"Make them all ugly again."
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