Ways To Turn Down Bad Pickup Lines
(From Sick Sick Shit - www.angelfire.com/ky2/sick)



Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I'd rather have the money.

I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must've been given your share.

Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Okay, get out.

I think I could make you very happy.
Why? Are you leaving?

What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Can I have your name?
Why? Don't you already have one?

Shall we go see a movie?
I've already seen it.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.

Haven't I seen you some place before?
Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Where have you been all my life?
Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


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