(From Sick Sick Shit - www.angelfire.com/ky2/sick)
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guest's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
"Fuck you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!" Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.
Deluxe two weeks honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man...Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's
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