Annual Checkup
(From Sick Sick Shit -

A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

The 90-year-old said "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

"The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began "I have a friend who is a hunter and never misses a season."

"One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water."

"He raised his umbrella and went 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied ... "My point exactly."

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