(From Sick Sick Shit - www.angelfire.com/ky2/sick)
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several
months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested
that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women
To test this theory, 100 men were given six pints of beer within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform
sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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