(From Sick Sick Shit - www.angelfire.com/ky2/sick)

One evening JP went over to his friend Rob's house to play cards with some friends.

JP sat directly across from Rob's wife. JP dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Rob's wife had her legs open and no panties on.

He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Rob's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"

JP said "yes I did".

She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."

So JP thought about his financial situation and said O.K.

She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Rob will be at work then. JP said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, JP came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Rob came home and asked, "Has JP been over here today?"

She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."

Rob said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

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