Please note: This site is for comedy / entertainment purposes only. This is not a porno site! Nor is it a site for weird fetishes or bizarre sex pictures or stories. This site is a fucking goof! If you came to this site trying to jackoff, then you're just gonna have to use your imagination. The owner of this site accepts no responsibility for any of these acts being performed, or attempted being performed. This is a comedy site, you jerkoff! Don't take things too seriously!
Just look at how many sick fucks like you have been here so far: